takethis (@takethis) profile picture
Joined October 2008
She's more confused than a fart in a fan shop...
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@FranLandd The waffles are Eggos buttermilk, but bought at walmarts!
Going to the mall is like being in the red light district in Amsterdam, only you aren't going to catch a disease or seven from those girls!
Sitting at Denver airport, one view is pouring rain & lighting. The other, blue skies & puffy white clouds, might be a while b4 we leave
Standing in line at Starbucks in the airport, lady behind me is coughing up her lung & Ebola virus. She'll sit behind me in the plane too!
My daughter is 14 today. She's an amazing young lady, beautiful both on the inside & outside, funny, smart & so much more. I love her tons!
At the nail salon w/ my daughter. I'm certain the staff r whispering wonderful things @ us to themselves, said w/ hands covering mouths!
Aren't we all driving for the same NASCAR team? Oh my bad, apparently not everyone actually turns their neck to watch where they're driving!
If the drive to walmart is any indication of what lay ahead, I should get back in my car and return home now!
Getting my protector shield up so I can safely shop at walmart; so I don't do harm to those inconsiderate others who shop there. Help me!
Billboards in Vegas - bankruptcy, bankruptcy, bankruptcy, diamonds, wills & trusts!
I didn't know Fabio was in KA!
When someone asks where r u going? Isn't that a very personal question & It's very spiritual and I don't want anyone becoming my stalker!
Have u ever noticed when u go inside a jail there's this smell like ass, spooge & vomit that stays with u even after you're long gone!
Parents, do u actually pay attention to what ur children r wearing when they leave 4 school? R their ass or breasts hangin out? Why, why?
@Franroxthehouse Happy Birthday sweetheart! Xoxo Momma
OMG. My coworkers, every last one of them, are away from the office. I can actually work in peace & quiet 4 the 1st time ever!
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Off to have blood drawn, again. This is the 12th time since April 20th. WTF does the lab do with 2 viles when 2 drops will my reading?