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I don’t think my father, THE inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.....

Bimbo Summit, USA
Joined January 2011
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I feel like I have to make a thread of all the deranged license plates I’ve been seeing during my short stents in the wild
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This is fucking insane she won Halloween
Laura Abla attends Heidi Klum's 25th Annual Halloween Party.
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Britney Spears has a discography so fucking fierce like there's reason why we all keep reheating her delicious nachos. I fucking love her omg like there will never ever be another Britney
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I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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Babe that was the second coming of jesus christ
this was supposed to be her Ain’t In LA
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we used to get our periods at the same time
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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WRONG. they dressed like this.
I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office
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Feeling like I can do anything lately despite the odds
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MANIPULAHSHONN
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what do y’all’s voices sound like 🤨
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Lisa & Meredith singing “Hypocrisy & Bullshit” in the cockpit on the plane back from San Francisco 💀 #RHOSLC
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I have to rewatch desperate housewives or they’re going to kill my entire family
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the faggiest shriek I let out… the entire office stopped in it’s tracks
Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke, and Andrew Rannells announce a 5-episode ‘GIRLS’ revival. Filming begins in 2027.
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Me watching any video circulated by the government.
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everyone thinks I'm an adult but inside I'm like this
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Kim Richards was right sometimes you really do just need to eat a piece of bread and calm down
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Me when I finally lose my patience
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how could one begin to translate “why don’t you put an easypass on that holland tunnel”
Screaming at the French dubbed episode of the Bronx lunch #RHONY
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