Tallulah 如兰

I’m the patron saint of angst

This “my type” thing is the dumbest trend I’ve seen on here in a while. If people cared about what look you’re into they could just go see which egirls you follow.

She is not a US citizen so this is the perfect excuse bc she knows nothing about voting in the US and no chance of her being like “oh well I was there at that time and I didn’t see you”

Told my boss I was late to work yesterday bc I was voting but I actually didn’t vote bc none of the candidates were advocating for menstrual seclusion

I’m always getting in trouble at work bc my boss is a millennial European girlboss meanwhile I pull old to do lists written on loose A4 paper I stole from the printer out of my backpack and take selfies in the office. I think of this tweet constantly.

New sweater :P

My irl oomf is the only American her European bf’s friends know. She told me “I wish his friends followed you on Instagram so they’d think I’m super normal compared to other Americans.” Which is strange to me bc I always act super normal and perfect and never like a 15 year old

Happy Halloween nya ₍^. .^₎⟆