tara shoe

what’s up man you got a darkness inside of you or something?

you know what FUCK ghosts

nobody has any money except for the people who like really really do

do you think it’s good that I’ve been talking about stuff that’s not good and then asking do you think that’s good

I’ve spent the majority of 2026 unintentionally listening to songs exclusively from 1994 do you think that’s good

I like songs that are like “and that wraps up the song! thanks for listening, but the song is now over.” and then it’s like gotcha! fucker! here comes the song again!

very thin people can just go on vacation no problem. they’re like “this’ll be fun!” and pack up a little knapsack with all their jeans

the person who starts the big group chat is the CEO. they don’t make a lot of appearances but when they do everyone is extra agreeable with them, so as to earn their recognition; possibly a bonus

pretty soon we’re going to be able to learn while we sleep. go to bed, wake up knowing all about some shit you just made up

doctor says I don’t qualify for a glp1 because I’m “not medically alive”

10 hours beastie boys screaming why from sabotage to work/study to

(crying quietly in a corner, having never lied once in my life and never will lie) yeah babe I’m okay

walking talking and acting normal decades-long challenge starts tomorrow

I don’t know why there’s so much debate. obviously both of them are culpable. Other Mommy AND Original Mommy are liars

I’m done. today’s the day I stop doing stupid dorky ass embarrassing shit. from this point on I’m on a cool and regular routine. well it’s almost the end of the day..but tomorrow

thinking about entering something I’m calling “good mood mode.” I’ll give it some more thought before I decide

just heard about what computer’s been up to lately. not good!

“unclench your jaw” no, plus how about stop silencing me.

it’s the 250th anniversary of Jaws

oh your work lives at an intersection of several abstract concepts? sounds great I’ll meet you there you fucking bitch