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Clippy finally got his revenge
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Cuba's foreign minister wanted one last look at free speech before flying home
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Called it. Seattle's QB can finally stand up in the pocket
Breaking: The Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks, sources tell @AdamSchefter and @RapSheet.
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Voter ID would have been cheaper
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Reward announcement via Polymarket nitter.cf/Polymarket/status/2114…
BREAKING: Trump announces a $1 million reward for anyone reporting voter fraud in past elections or the upcoming 2026 midterms.
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Newsom got caught on tape saying the DSA is going to be dominant and mainstream in the Democratic Party
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Undercover clip via townhallcom nitter.cf/townhallcom/status/211…
UNDERCOVER: GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS THE DSA IS "GOING TO BE DOMINANT" AND "MAINSTREAM" IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY! "The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that." That's California Gov. Gavin Newsom, a likely 2028 presidential candidate, speaking to an undercover journalist while campaigning in New Hampshire. Asked by a "younger voter" who said "we don't want Kamala Harris, we want more democratic socialist policies": "No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently." "You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
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The Cowboys haven't been reliable since 1996. Terry Bradshaw has been reliable every Sunday
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Bradshaw clip via NFLonFOX nitter.cf/NFLonFOX/status/211439…
Terry Bradshaw sounds off on Dak Prescott and the Cowboys.
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Science finally confirmed what every guy at a wedding already knew
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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A24 spent nearly $200M so we can watch one guy die to the same boss for two hours
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Budget report via DiscussingFilm nitter.cf/DiscussingFilm/status/…
The budget for the ‘ELDEN RING’ movie is nearly $200M. A24's most expensive movie ever. (Source: wsj.com/arts-culture/film/a2…)
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The McRib has had more farewell tours than Cher
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Scrooge sent everyone a penny. Method acting has gone too far
The ‘EBENEZER’ account on Venmo crashed down yesterday due to overwhelming requests. People who requested money from the account received $0.01
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Only the Knicks could win a championship and still make their own employees feel like Knicks fans
Knicks employees reportedly received an email to choose their championship ring but it was actually a phishing test from MSG and nobody will actually be receiving rings
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Disney made it to Halloweentown 5 before Valve made it to Half-Life 3 nitter.cf/DiscussingFilm/status/…
‘HALLOWEENTOWN 5’ is in the works at Disney+ (Source: thewrap.com/creative-content…)
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Kathy Hochul bragged she banned ICE from working with NY police. Bruce Blakeman put the bill on her: $8 billion for illegal migrants, utility rates hiked 48 times, and she won't return families' calls after migrant crime. She's trending. New York noticed.
🚨 BOOM! Trump-backed NY Governor candidate Bruce Blakeman EXPOSES THE CRAP out of Kathy Hochul on the debate stage for aiding illegal aliens “He's got pending charges for dealing drugs, poison to our children, and he's a gangbanger. This is who Kathy Hochul is defending?!” “What was this guy doing in New York in the first place?!” “I had a cooperative agreement with ICE until Kathy Hochul said we could no longer cooperate with ICE! We got over 2,000 illegal migrants out of my county with criminal records, ranging from rape, attempted murder, robbery, burglary, drug dealing, carjacking, gang activity. THAT’S what I did. Kathy Hochul has taken that ability away from us.” She’s a pro-illegal alien PSYCHO because SHE WANRS THEIR VOTES Blakeman ran Nassau County and worked with ICE to get criminal illegals off the streets. Hochul is the one who made that near impossible Blakeman just showed the whole state the choice in this race Kathy Hochul has to BE OUSTED 👋🏻
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RNC Research Hochul ICE ban clip: nitter.cf/RNCResearch/status/211… RNC Research Blakeman utility rates: nitter.cf/RNCResearch/status/211… RNC Research $8B migrants: nitter.cf/RNCResearch/status/211… Claims attributed to Blakeman / Hochul on-camera; not independent audits.
.@NassauExec Bruce Blakeman: "I back law enforcement...[Kathy Hochul] spent $8 BILLION on illegal migrants and gave them more benefits than New Yorkers."
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Bessent just proposed rules so Obamacare subsidies stop going to people who aren't eligible under federal law. Hardworking taxpayers first. Starting 2027. Bessent is so good.
Hardworking American taxpayers should not be forced to subsidize health care for people who are ineligible under federal law. Today’s proposed rules implement the common-sense reforms enacted by the Working Families Tax Cuts to close eligibility loopholes and ensure taxpayer-funded Premium Tax Credits are reserved for eligible Americans. Under @POTUS, this Administration is cracking down on fraud and corruption; holding bad actors accountable; lowering health care costs for Americans; and restoring integrity to our tax code and health care system. home.treasury.gov/news/press…
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