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electric microwave owner/operator. endangered hypebeast. chemical engineer. he/they. @tarnationgrace priv

the penis crematorium
Joined July 2020
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my base of power is primarily men aged 20-35 who self-identity as Nephews and women who report having a positive or very positive opinion of the Ottoman Empire following the Tanzimat reforms
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Made a sandwich that was a satirical but loving homage to a sandwich I ate 3 days ago
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it's gonna be so hype when Democrats get 51 seats in the Senate and then Fetterman officially joins the Republicans and nothing happens
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I'm going to go to the bathroom (bites pin off grenade with my last ounce of strength) and I'm taking all of you fuckers with me
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son of a bitch, I just died and got reincarnated as 13 tons of newly formed basalt on the seafloor of the Pacific ocean. fucking unbelievable.
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setting the clock back an hour today hit like a stimulus check
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me after my DND group bailed on the Halloween one-shot I was going to run
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“Commander Cody, have you completed your fiscal year Galactic Republic Cyber Awareness Training?” “I have not general.” “You should probably get on that.” “Yes General.”
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DATA: Some kind of ray or field, or maybe a particle, is just fucking our shit up severely, captain. PICARD: I want that ray, field, or particle contained.
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Getting sent to the corner of class in a dunce cap, and doing body weight exercises and converting to Islam
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BREAKING: a mollusk has been spotted in the Chesapeake Bay, less than 50 miles from this nation's Halls of Power
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I just realized Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year wtf
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finding the beuty in everywhere.
what's your twitter account mainly about?
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bringing in a particularly wise earthworm to consult on the mollusk investigation. not his field of expertise but at this point I've hit a wall and maybe an outsider perspective is the key to unraveling this whole affair
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the year isn't over yet but I fear this declaration may have been somewhat premature
I'm declaring it: 2026 is going to be the Year of Infinite Wisdom
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don't remember looking this up but I'm also not sure why I don't search this more often
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Coldplay deciding their next song
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damn Liver Baddie ok! 😂😂😂
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ignore the article title I meant to crop that out
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I've discovered a new vitamin, and all of you are now deficient in it
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PADISHAH REVIEW CORNER Incident at Galley House is pretty good. the mystery can be a little too easy sometimes because most scenes clearly signposts you to the next one but you can also go super nonlinearly just off your intuition, very fun detective game END OF CORNER
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