
electric microwave owner/operator. endangered hypebeast. chemical engineer. he/they. @tarnationgrace priv
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my base of power is primarily men aged 20-35 who self-identity as Nephews and women who report having a positive or very positive opinion of the Ottoman Empire following the Tanzimat reforms
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Made a sandwich that was a satirical but loving homage to a sandwich I ate 3 days ago
it's gonna be so hype when Democrats get 51 seats in the Senate and then Fetterman officially joins the Republicans and nothing happens
I'm going to go to the bathroom (bites pin off grenade with my last ounce of strength) and I'm taking all of you fuckers with me
padishah rat bastard retweeted
son of a bitch, I just died and got reincarnated as 13 tons of newly formed basalt on the seafloor of the Pacific ocean. fucking unbelievable.
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“Commander Cody, have you completed your fiscal year Galactic Republic Cyber Awareness Training?”
“I have not general.”
“You should probably get on that.”
“Yes General.”
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Getting sent to the corner of class in a dunce cap, and doing body weight exercises and converting to Islam
BREAKING: a mollusk has been spotted in the Chesapeake Bay, less than 50 miles from this nation's Halls of Power
bringing in a particularly wise earthworm to consult on the mollusk investigation. not his field of expertise but at this point I've hit a wall and maybe an outsider perspective is the key to unraveling this whole affair











