Tash.

Imagine my baby was due on the 16th November and now it’s almost December and she’s STILL NOT HERE

Let maternity leave commence 🥹

I’m going to have a baby next month 😳

Not gonna lie, being pregnant is the craziest feeling ever 🤰

Watching and feeling my baby girl kick is actually the best thing on the planet

So the context of this tweet is that I’m having a baby and we bought a house 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Life is going at full speed and it’s fucking wild

I’ve cried 9 out of 10 days this month…strong effort on my part

My leg is SPICY

Absolutely fucking mortified

Imagine, that yesterday my car battery died in the que for the car wash…and I had to be pushed into the car wash…AND THEN PUSHED OUT AGAIN SO I COULD BUMP START MY CAR…

Honestly, I think about getting engaged all the time, I’m constantly looking at my ring..genuinely just obsessed…here are some pics from minutes after we got engaged. Bless the man that stopped to take these for us and I just spilled like word vomit that we had got engaged

Tell you what….aunt Lydia is a CUNT

Happy new car day to meeeee

I just really love Disney

Not my monkeys. Not my circus.

I am…engaged

Holiday starts now

9 days to go…single digits babyyyyy