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ummm ya

Toronto
Joined March 2009
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it’s crazy that the world is ending and this is the backdrop to it all
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POV you're about to pay $145 for the worst meal of your life
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going to the eaton centre tmrw
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we need a 90 minute CNN townhall with kelly clarkson and the full art of play staff mediated by tyra
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there are a few stores on dundas west id like kelly clarkson to visit
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you wouldn't last an hour in the issey miyake montessori kindergarten where they raised me
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what was "the incident" at your russian plague laboratory?
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trying to impress mississauga towers trade
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I went to a haunted house a couple of weeks ago and moments after being scared by this chucky I saw him ordering from a food truck like nothing happened…
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i’m gonna try this again this year ❤️
one of the lowest things i’ve ever done was lie to a haunted house to get my friends and i tickets…and it worked.
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No she just doesn't pander to you ugly geriatric gays
its so clear that she has the worst gay guys around her
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its so clear that she has the worst gay guys around her
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btw these AI dudes who are quitting & then telling us we're going to die are not heroes
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crank 2 is literally a death grips song (highest possible praise)
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karla sofia gascon
With Dolly Parton dead, who is now the most universally beloved woman in America? Is there one? Nobody really cares about like, Oprah, Julia Roberts, or Jennifer Aniston anymore.
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RFK Jr. discussing autism conspiracy theories while his phone goes off with a literal quack ringtone. You couldn’t write this shit. #MAGA #MAHA
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lesbian neighbours keep screaming “WOAAAAAH” every time an acorn falls off their tree and hits the ground near them
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my sister told me that every night her 5 year old daughter keeps saying “i’ll never give up on you” right as she is falling asleep
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