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Two new additions to my collection! First is a Magritte painting called “A blow to the heart.” As you can see my pale ass skin was NOT a fan.
Second is an opposite matching tat with my bestie (and a reference to Infinite Jest).
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OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
$TSLA - TESLA TO END CYBERTRUCK PRODUCTION IN MAJOR AI PIVOT
Elon Musk announced Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production by mid-2027, freeing capacity at Gigafactory Texas for Cybercab robotaxi production.
The Cybertruck fell far short of Tesla's 250,000 annual sales target.
US sales dropped 48% in 2025 to just 20,237 vehicles, with another 38% decline through September 2026.
Tesla is now doubling down on AI-powered autonomous driving as its next major growth opportunity.
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zohran Mandani next public appearance after ushering in woke 3.0
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
THATS MY MF STATE
BREAKING: Virginia voters approve Question 2: Remove same-sex marriage ban, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4jX5QSA
ALT BREAKING: Virginia voters approve Question 2: Remove same-sex marriage ban, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/virginia-ballot-measures
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BREAKING: Virginia voters approve Question 1: Right to abortion, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4BGqBbx
ALT BREAKING: Virginia voters approve Question 1: Right to abortion, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/virginia-ballot-measures
Considering skipping an after work outing to watch election coverage (and because I’ve gotten 4 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours so I’m running off a Vyvanse/Adderall cocktail)
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Best friend introduced me to Magic: The Gathering last night. This morning I am drinking coffee while putting my first deck in card sleeves. So yea I’d say I have a new hobby.
This has to be the worst case of medical malpractice in sports history. If the NFLPA doesn't burn this shit to the ground, they should dissolve.
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.
Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
