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@tboydetective

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MEGATHREAD OF QUEER (2024) EDITS (perpetual work-in-progress; feel free to @/DM/reply to this tweet so i can add yours!)
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Me and bro in the back of the theater adding our secret sauce to the popcorn
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm15h
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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america proudly reveals their very first child suicide factory
KPRC 2 Houston (@KPRC2) profile pictureKPRC 2 Houston
@KPRC2Oct 27
Nation’s first detransition clinic opens at Texas Children’s Hospital
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tired of pretending like a person can be terrible and not still be hot. why are we equating attractiveness to goodness in big 2026 guys
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I CAN FINALLY ACTUALIZE MY DREAMS OF LIVING IN A BENOIT BLANC MOVIE THANK YOU STEVE YEDLIN & CO.
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Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) profile pictureRian Johnson
@rianjohnsonOct 28
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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this is the one time a year women get together and act like the biggest basement dwelling incels and say shit like “you can find this mid at any trader joe’s” i love women in male dominated fields
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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for your listening pleasure
august (@tboydetective) profile pictureaugust@tboydetectiveOct 27
typa shit benoit blanc was saying at the end of knives out
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typa shit benoit blanc was saying at the end of knives out
❦ (@emopervertgirl) profile picture❦@emopervertgirlOct 26
been staring at this for awhile bc wdym 1 multiplied by 1 isn’t 2. Like that doesn’t make sense; I have a donut and I multiply that donut by another donut: now I have 2 donuts.
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eating boy butt on friday probably maybe who cheered
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why are they so mean to it
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unfortunately that song with that fuckass dancing bird would have made my spotify wrapped if it came out in 2021 . it’s catchy in the way early imagine dragons kinda is
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mudkip@FTMUDKIPOct 24
my voice 2 months on T
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So clearly he should be reserved for homoerotic villain
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He would nail it btw
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u have no idea what this means to me
bug (@shtrayrat) profile picturebug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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why’d they bang?
Pondy (@pondycinema) profile picturePondy@pondycinemaOct 23
Replying to @pondycinema
Why'd this bang?
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also every time i go on ao3 blanc is the top and im like come On have none of you ever heard of a bratty bottom. come on we saw his throat game in glass onion
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i guess trinidad still works
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will manhunter (@michaelmannoty) profile picturewill manhunter@michaelmannotyOct 24
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Cameron Winter Bond theme song
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goddd how grateful i am to have found freak friends at uni. she brought up t4t benoit blanc x mark duplass from creep and brought up the “cleft of benoit’s ass” with no provocation from me. imthe richest man in the world
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nilo@polyesterhagOct 22
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forgot blanc shushed jud in this scene #MyWeeWeeStiff
liz (@izzakaya_) profile pictureliz@izzakaya_Oct 22
one of the funniest scenes in wake up dead man
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