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I’ve got two degrees in internet, an adorable beagle and a handsome husband. I produce @norepeatpod. He/Him

Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2008
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
America is such a profoundly anti-urban place. 80 percent+ of Americans live in metro areas, yet…somehow, we are not “average” Americans.
Replying to @joshsorbe
My advice to young professionals: move to a community outside of a metro area and learn to understand the average American
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
people buy homes in the city and then get mad when city things are built next to them …..
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
If you leave your Netflix logged in on the hotel tv I’m makin a profile!!
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
Tim Walz: “We’re pro women” JD Vance: “I know a woman, she’s watching, hello woman”
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I’ve been saying this for years: Every major airport in America is leaving money on the table by not having a nail salon
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
Thought this was Tilda Swinton
Happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen! The pride and joy of Freehold, New Jersey turns 75 years old today!
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Shout out to the top 5 works in the world, team, yard, art, Men at, and baby you're a fiiiiire.
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
because i knew you, i have been changed five good
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is there a pulitzer for tweets
Mark Robinson, the Republican candidate for governor in North Carolina, reportedly watched porn in private booths up to five days a week in the ’90s. He strenuously denies that as well as the Holocaust. trib.al/Lt0PJd8
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
From Ted Chiang's recent New Yorker essay about AI. I totally agree with this:
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Shut the entire bar down
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
APPLE TV+: Our latest show stars four Oscar winners and costs $75M per episode. We have done zero advertising for it and it has been viewed by approximately 47 people. NETFLIX: We’re excited to announce a seventh season of our most watched show, Airport Bathroom Toilet Camera.
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
“we should be funding schools and bridges instead of making people so insane with social issues that they’re impossible to talk to at thanksgiving” is probably the best political strategy i’ve heard in a long time lol
.@GovTimWalz: "People like JD Vance know nothing about small town America... He gets it all wrong. It's not about hate."
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
Let’s H-🥥-🌴-🌴-🥥-G-🥥 to the polls
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
Notably horrible dude, Kid Rock, had to Kids Bop his own song for the RNC, and I think it's worth looking at what he did and did not change.
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Taylor Olmstead retweeted
One Republican shot another Republican with a gun that only Republicans think should be legal. Here’s why that’s bad news for Democrats.
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Let’s reframe taxes as a monthly subscription service to public utilities so that tech bros will get behind the idea.
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I see a red door and I want to paint it brat
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this implies there is a dog My Chemical Romance
Bluey’s mom, Chilli, is an airport security dog. This implies there was a Dog 9/11
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