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molly

@tealmisa

do NOT take the sharks hockey pill that shit will kill you!!

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Joined March 2026
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#hockeytwt intro ˎˊ˗ ⟢ molly, 20, she/they ⟢ san jose sharks fan since birth ⟢ post-hardcore + pop punk enthusiast ⟢ ifb let’s be moots!! #thefutureisteal .𖥔 ݁ ˖🦈˚. ᵎᵎ
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dudes be named will and WILL shoot the puck!!!
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ON THE BOARD! 🚨
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WILL SMITH SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE
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it genuinely makes me so sad when i remember that all these young players came to san jose early this summer to train together only to be immediately nuked by warsofsky's dogshit systems
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maddie@wshtruther1h
Cali fin used to mean something man
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absolute banger from my little brother
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I’m at a loss for words. Warsofsky should be fired tonight
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you’re laughing. the san jose sharks are about to lose to the vancouver canucks on cali fin night and you’re LAUGHING
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Image from jay goalie lover!!! 🍁 (@StubbyMuffin)
Max Miller (@Real_Max_Miller) profile pictureMax Miller
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Orlov hasn't had the best of seasons, but tonight just feels like he really can't get anything going even more so. #SJSharks
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the sharks are so fucking happy to look a mess
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The next tweet I see calling Paul Bissonnette “woke” Or any other player woke I’m shooting you You all sound ridiculous Get up
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i’m not happy with him either.
Max Miller (@Real_Max_Miller) profile pictureMax Miller
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Orlov just slammed the door on the bench 5-6 times. He's not happy with himself
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That's one happy rookie! Filip Bystedt is making his NHL debut! 👏
Filip Bystedt in a San Jose Sharks uniform in warmups

ALT Filip Bystedt in a San Jose Sharks uniform in warmups

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Welcome to The Show, Filip! 👋
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sharks please dont embarrass me tonight i got the outfit on and everything
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Oh my fucking god bruh.
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Dellandrea will play; Ostapchuk will be a scratch
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