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Téa S

@tealou

reductio ad absurdum I talk about tech law and write and joke and stuff

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Joined February 2011
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I find it weird how many people are still obsessed with Likes, and use it as a metric for correct... I have zero idea of any numbers, because I hide them all. Seems 15 years of constantly telling people that Likes are meaningless did squat. The Likes won lol
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This is disrespectful and a violation of your constitutional oath of loyalty. The president is literally your boss. I suggest putting the phone down and learning a thing or two about federalism
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Just getting caught up on all the Haley Stevens stuff. BAHAHAHAHA Oh My God. I don't think I have seen anything like that in all my years in politics. Not sure which is cooler - the own goal or the walking back by everyone else... lmfao
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I also wonder, even though I am hesitant to remove her agency, but that must be some hella good dick and you don't give yourself up even for good dick man
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Well, good dick or abuse and coercive control. Wouldn't surprise me if it comes out later that she's a victim of that either. Holy shit.
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hahaha I thought I'd check
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This week in tech: Gender doesn't matter in tech Pervert glasses exist but see above Flock is not spying, actually We are selfish RAM hoarders We need to buy stock in companies that lose 100x revenue Up is down Down is up Good heavens what is wrong with these people.
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We're also not allowed to be rude or cruel to the robot by asking for code in Rust (don't worry, humanity is still on the table and we're making sexual harassment robots) Securitisation of anyone with GrapheneOS, which means you can't opt out Cool cool
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Oh my God this week's Simpsons. I'm at least two of those neuro divergences and Homer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Got a bit shit at the end - no on the "everyone is a bit ADHD/Autistic/OCD" thing. No, it's hell actually but cool cool. Homer was funny though
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Amazon REALLY wants me to have a massage wand for some reason
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@bethbourdonOct 31
free legal advice: the secret service doesn't like jokes about shooting the president
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LOL it's always funny to learn that the signs are always there in retrospect, ya know facebook.com/reel/1679815910…
30K views · 3.9K reactions | I think this is everything I hate as an...

30K views · 3.9K reactions | I think this is everything I hate as an...

I think this is everything I hate as an Autistic person 🤣 let me know if I’ve missed any 🙏🏼

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(I love these two - he's so much like Paul. I'm a little more like the wife, but still like him. Being hit with the double-divergent stick has its own challenges... but yeah, I love these guys)
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Made milk bread hot dogs today So good
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Now I'm getting ads for a Cert IV in Real Estate. I think I might be a tad overqualified. I love how Facebook's value proposition was allegedly the ability to micro-target people, yet in 2026 they think I would want that ad. LOL. Yeah, no, not retarded or a sociopath. Thanks
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