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MY PERSON, (@randomhouseca, 2025), SHUT UP YOU'RE PRETTY (2019, @vsbooksimprint)—Jill Davis Fellow (@NYUCWP, 2021)

Toronto, Ontario
Joined August 2017
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✨She’s in her novelist era✨ my mfa thesis is coming with @randomhouseca! Ty @Suelusive for trusting me, @rachelletofsky for believing in this. Sarah & I are a perf mstch! Deep gratitude to friends/advisors at @NYUCWP, particularly, @RavenLeilani, Leigh N, @landaudeborah 🤍
Congratulations to @teamutonji as her long-awaited novel My Person is sold to @sarahemja and @suelusive at Random House Canada by @rachelletofsky.
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Rihanna said A$AP Rocky told her to come to the front row and get Mariah Carey’s autograph 😂. Mariah even wanted her shades: M: “Who has the shades? Can I buy them?” R: “Yeah, you can have them. For free!”
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Today, I am calling on Justin Trudeau to resign. Liberals are fighting themselves - when Canadians need a Prime Minister who will fight for them.
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Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law. This is the first law of its kind in the world.
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I said it before and I’ll say it again, if you were ever a Black theatre kid or major—a Black Elphaba singing defying gravity hits wayyyyy harder. If you know you know.
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Welp, guess we found out who Kendrick was practicing catch with 😭😂 @Beyonce x @kendricklamar HALF TIME SHOWS WILL FEED FAMILIES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Lol finding out my career has been hindered for years because I do too many things is the rudest awakening of my life. I thought doing the things was the point?
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Guilt free
what dilf is your guilty pleasure
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Iraq is legalizing child marriage and lowering the age of consent to just 9. Iraqi women’s rights activist risks her life and confronts an iman who sponsored the bill. “You’re following Muhamad who married 9-year-old Aisha 1400 years ago. That is not normal in today’s world!”
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Jonathan Cynthia and Ariana or did you mean Eli Tania and Charlotte????????
Jonathan Bailey, Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at the ‘WICKED’ photocall in Sydney.
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Found out this morning that my book is a Governor Generals finalist, surreal. 20 year old me who had dropped out of school and was a single mom and a janitor would be so proud of us rn. We made it little mama.
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A series adaptation of R.F. Kuang’s ‘YELLOWFACE’ is officially in the works at Lionsgate Television.
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I’m emerging🥰 @wwnorton
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We’re thrilled for #VWF2024 authors @canisialu and Conor Kerr, who have been shortlisted for the 2024 Atwood Gibson @writerstrust Fiction Prize! Lubrin joins us on Oct 24 + 26, and Kerr on Oct 23, 25 + 27.
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Last night, we heard @KamalaHarris and @Oprah talk with folks who were inspired to organize in their communities, and fight for the hopeful, forward-looking America we believe in.  Join them: go.KamalaHarris.com
There is so much at stake in this election, and, ultimately, the question before us is: What kind of country do we want to live in? The beauty of a democracy, as long as we can hold on to it, is that each of us has the power to answer that question. go.kamalaharris.com
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You think the Glock just fell out of a coconut tree!?
Kamala Harris: “If somebody breaks into my house, they're getting shot. Probably should not have said that.”
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47 days to make Kamala Harris the 47th President of the United States.
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Kamala Harris on Republicans mocking her laugh and joyful demeanor: "I'll say to whoever the young people are who are watching this: Sometimes your adversaries will try to turn your strength into a weakness. Don't you let them."
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first part of Kendrick’s groundbreaking performance at the 58th Grammy Awards in 2016. the aftermath of this performance generated so much controversy the video clip immediately got banned from YouTube. it currently still isn’t available on the platform to this day. iconic.
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Not everything being said about you deserves a response
what's the greatest thing beyoncé has taught you😭?
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