@technopuppy

Happiness is a wet nose. Or a dark, filthy, twisted techno beat.........

Bonny Scotland
Joined May 2010
Yes I'm 45, yes I have a Minions Fart Gun....(turn the volume up if you are as childish as I am..)😂😂😂
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Silver Bullet released 41 years ago today ~ October 11th 1985 🎬
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Glad there’s an off licence, because it might be cheaper to just fill up with wine…
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OMG HELL YEAHHHHH
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They say “no pain no gain”, but that’s bollocks. I just spent a lovely pain-free month eating nothing but profiteroles and I’ve gained 20lbs.
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Who’s going to stop me?
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Sleepy Hollow (1999) 🎃🍂
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Got a rash on my face in the shape of a roadrunner. I think I might have acme.
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Sunday is for lazing about,,eating well and #OldSkool
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Hope you’ll are having a great day.
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HERE WE GO!!! ARROOOOO
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Goodnight everyone, have a very good week!🙂💤✨☄️
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The coal man. Busting his balls and his back to bring coal to your home. Real work, done by real men.
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My son: Dad, were the '80s really that awesome? Me: Son, we had THIS.
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Replying to @SimonHarrisMBD
I want to meet Catherine..she’s awesome 😁
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An absolute banger of a TripAdvisor reply from follower Catherine, from her time at The Fat Seagull Cafe in Sandilands, Lincolnshire …
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Held a seance last night and got spooked by the spirit of a dead window cleaner. Thats the last time I use a squeegee board. 🤣😂 #SideSplittingSunday
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