@technopuppyi
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Happiness is a wet nose. Or a dark, filthy, twisted techno beat.........
Bonny Scotland
Joined May 2010
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Yes I'm 45, yes I have a Minions Fart Gun....(turn the volume up if you are as childish as I am..)😂😂😂
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Glad there’s an off licence, because it might be cheaper to just fill up with wine…
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They say “no pain no gain”, but that’s bollocks. I just spent a lovely pain-free month eating nothing but profiteroles and I’ve gained 20lbs.
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The coal man.
Busting his balls and his back to bring coal to your home.
Real work, done by real men.
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An absolute banger of a TripAdvisor reply from follower Catherine, from her time at The Fat Seagull Cafe in Sandilands, Lincolnshire …
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Held a seance last night and got spooked by the spirit of a dead window cleaner.
Thats the last time I use a squeegee board.
🤣😂 #SideSplittingSunday