TEXAS YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:57 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauser9h

didn’t make a “posting [whatever] if we flip the house and senate” im so washed 😔

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:59 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauser9h

but i could still do it just cause…

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 3, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauser19h

if you exercise your right to vote, you’re hot, i don’t make the rules ITS NOT SCARY I PROMISE GO DO IT ^-^

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:32 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserNov 3

went from OH GOD THERES A BUG I GOTTA GET RID OF IT to awweeee it’s a ladybug, lemme help you get outside progress made here in the world of ellie

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 3, 2026 · 2:40 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserNov 3

it’s either a shitpost of my boss or my muscles, that’s the legacy i leave behind

// Regent Mach //@MachDominusNov 1

Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?

Image from // Regent Mach // (@MachDominus)

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 2, 2026 · 6:04 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserNov 2

only coughed like once today, gonna grocery shop this week, then it's so over for yall >:3

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserOct 25

i need to stop being sick so i can go back to working out and get hotter THANK YOUUUUUUUUU PLEASEEEEEEE

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:40 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserNov 1

drink in my hand and watching my favorite horror film to end the night :3

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:09 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserNov 1

felt too pretty and don’t wanna take off outfit and makeup just yet

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mae ♡ · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted

mae ♡@kairimaexoOct 31

halloween clears any other holiday idgaf

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 5:29 PM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserOct 30

can yall pretend it’s thursday for this post k thx c:

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserOct 27

bad day today? go on a thrifting run with your roomie and get the best finds you’ve ever seen in one day you’ll see one of them in action thursday :3

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 5:35 PM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserOct 30

i couldn’t get a good full body pic but trust me if i leaned forward a tiny bit in this my ass would be showing just saying

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:37 AM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserOct 30

i love lesbians i love sapphics i love women goodnight

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Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️ · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:17 PM UTC

Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️@tehbauserOct 29

oh my heart man :((

Patrick Stewart

@SirPatStewOct 29

In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia