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Clown, Independent Thinker, Gaymer, probably judging you.

Joined April 2011
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Can 2026 just stop please.
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Replying to @daya_betty417
@daya_betty417 I've always wondered as a type 1 diabetic myself, how did getting your insulin and checking your sugars in set work?
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Welcome to the Opera Haus
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So I got a MSNOW ad right before I started listening to @benshapiro
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Replying to @MinneapolisPD
@MinneapolisPD Why is there 0 traffic direction in downtown during rush hour? It's an absolute zoo and free for all
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Why does Peter Navarro look like he's about to try to sell me gold from Rosalind Capital?
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Why do girls never do classic 60s and 70s game show icons for snatch game? Bret Sommers is right there! Charles Nelson Riley anyone? #DragRace
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Your earworm for the day: This is the count that doesn't end. It just goes on and on my friend.
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Replying to @RuthlessPodcast
@RuthlessPodcast if anyone is looking for a King of the Hill banger
Called Republicans in Wisconsin today. Encouraging them to vote for @KamalaHarris. A few yelled at me, but most of them told me they’re voting for her. One older guy, lifelong Republican, said he’s voting for Harris bcuz he wants democracy saved for his grandkids. Made me smile.
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Hey @RuPaulsDragRace, can we please get @BonnieMcKee as a guest judge mentor for the girl group challenge soon?
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Serious question for the @RuthlessPodcast crew. Who is the king of the Hill GOAT? Cheri-my-Cheri or Brainworms?
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Can we pull the trapdoor and send Dumbandsmarmy into the shark tank? #GOPDebate
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Me shouting this to Christie
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Replying to @brad_polumbo
@brad_polumbo please get @blairewhite on Damage Control to talk about this hot mess of a “debate”
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This debate is a 💩show
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This looks like a jigsaw trap
Anti-theft suitcase device invented in 1961. The suitcase comes with three telescopic poles that spring out when activated, making it impossible for the thief to run off. Moreover, the handles will tighten and lock the hand in place until it can be unlocked and deactivated with a key.
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The moderators have completely lost control of this debate
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