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🧡💍Married to @strawbtulip 💍🧡 The Wandering Bard The Collector of tism Itsa me TEPPIZINI!!!

Joined March 2023
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I'm a married man now guys
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Simple: because each fantasy race in Zelda was designed with their environment in mind, which is exactly how real world speciation occurs naturally over time. The Gorons of Death Mountain eat rocks. This is essentially an infinite resource, and they’re comfortable sleeping in caves, meaning they have no reason to work and toil. Thus, they are lazy as shit, allowing them to be goofy comedic relief who eventually face a serious threat - one that Darunia rises to fight for the first time since his ancestors conquered the mountain. The Zora of the rivers are carnivores who hunt fish. This lets them dominate the fresh-water bodies of Hyrule, but unlike the Gorons, they need to work to eat, so they’re all lean warriors. Thus, the Kingdom of Hyrule has allied with them rather than ruling then directly, giving them a free spirit compared to the other races (Ruto very much personifies of these traits). The Kokiri of the Lost Woods are perpetual children, physically and mentally. They are taken care of by a guardian deity, all their needs met by a father figure, who protects them inside a magical forest. They are therefore incapable of protecting themselves once the Great Deku Tree dies, leaving them cowering in their rooms until Link, an adult, comes to save them. The Gerudo live in a bone-dry, resource scarce desert. Their biology also dictates that they are incapable of producing children without finding men from other races. Both of these facts force them to go out into the rest of Hyrule and steal, be it food, horses, or boyfriends. All of these races have a distinct relationship with their environments. Their biology has been naturally selected over time to adapt to those environments. This leaves them feeling rich and fleshed out. If you want to craft interesting fantasy races, then you have to look at the factors which lead to speciation in the real world - people will resonate with it because they observe it every day.
Why is Zelda one of the few successful iterations on fantasy races after Tolkien
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Absolute gem of a tiktok fyp find LMAOOOOO
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Reading all the oot remake detractors posts in chad wardens voice is pretty fun.
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"Unreal Engine 5 demo" "Looks like AI" "Focus, L" Yeah....y'all were all high as fuck lmao.
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I do have to say, one thing I'm not super huge on with oot remake is how everyone calls you "child". It feels like they're allergic to calling you boy, or man.
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I miss hearing ruto and fado call you a man, or malon calling you fairy boy, or Ganondorf calling you boy. "Child" doesn't hit the same way.
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What could have been ☄️
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The problem with the big open worlds is you'll never spend enough time in them to see every corner of them. And they're always just too big to learn the geography in any meaningful way. I much prefer a smaller, more sensible map. OOTR perfectly illustrates how less is more.
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how it feels to play Ocarina of Time in 2026
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CAN’T BELIEVE THIS WORKED LMAOO
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Here is da new song 😏
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I'm gunna have to upload the screenshot of the back windows from inside impas house when I get home from work, but dude... It fired a neuron in my brain that made me think I was looking at my uncles workshop window for a split second. I couldn't even believe how good it looked...
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The dust particles, lightrays, color temperature... Genuinely stunned. Whatever idiot said this game looks like an early ps3 title is actually blind and disabled.
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The ocarina remake is extremely enjoyable
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Ruto
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Ok. Just finished great deku tree. VERY impressed so far. It's incredibly faithful with a few tweaks and changes. Might be one of the best looking games I've ever played, the visuals are 110% for me. The controls oddly enough feel as unintuitive to me as the n64 did to my wife.
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Movement feels snappy and accurate, gyro aim is amazing, combat hits have feedback for days, very good. Button layout is kind of a mess, but I'll get used to it. So far so good 👍🏻 I like it a lot.
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Maybe telling young people they are lazy when they are struggling to find work and pay bills was bad messaging.
>GOP only won 51 percent of whites
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