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The Shai-Hulud Savant. Shelved more pingers (Mesalazine) than you’ve had hot dinners.

Barrhead
Joined March 2010
Don’t come here often (fuck you, Elon, you fucking scumbag, I hope your arse falls out). But while I’m here and handing our insults, that statement from @CelticFC is fucking embarrassing. Dermot Desmond is a fragile little bitch. And the same goes for his entitled prick son.
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Shit, Pac was literally my favourite wrestler. It wasn’t just his superhuman athleticism. His ring psychology was amazing, too. Dude always put on a show, told a story. The Visa issues really killed his momentum, bit he was as good as anyone in the company, past or present.
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Been separated for 6 months now. Finally situated and sharing custody, thank goodness. The boy’s here this weekend. “Fancy watching a Taskmaster? I’ve never seen it, looks fun.” “I can do that at home.” Was doing better in general, but this week has kicked my baws to bits.
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The My Lai series from @LPontheleft is essential listening. Respectful to victims, roundly mocking perpetrators, not salubrious like a lot of true crime (awful details for truth, but not lingering on them) and so meticulously researched and structured. Great work, guys and gals.
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Also, fair play to Marcus Parks, an international treasure, not being on this fucking app any more. I just struggle with BlueSky for some reason. It wants to annoy me even more than this app, which literally only exists to rile people up.
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I need to stop watching these American police body-cam videos. Just saw one where they find two dead children in an advanced stage of decomposition in the boot of a car and all the polis, entirely validly, crash the fuck out. I shouldn’t be looking at this shit. Nobody should.
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Think Danny Röhl’s wig could be on a shoogly heid.
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I’m not really into mangoes. Too sweet, slightly weird taste, hit and miss on firmness, annoying to dissect. I’m a fan of Lipton peach iced tea. No peach in the shop today, and I’ve never tried the mango variant, so hit a dig. Ooft. Really decent, will buy again.
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The lemon is fine, but I’m not buying something that’s just fine too often. The raspberry is insanely sweet and can’t quench your thirst. Peach is peak, mango a close second.
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Moving out of my marital home tomorrow. She had an affair, is leaving me for the other person. Or rather, I’m having to leave. Lol So now I’m an incel again, thought I’d come on the incel app to say that Grime II is ace. I think I’m enjoying it more than Hollow Knight Silksong.
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Certified banger and comfortably the best thing I’ve seen this week. That means this song is better than the original The Taking of Pelham 123. And I LOVE the original The Taking of Pelham 123. I’ve put my Scotland top on. I’m a wee guy at heart. youtu.be/HvcxfaQo79s
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I full and well know that The Apprentice has been a terrible thing for the world, so I hate myself for enjoying it. But man, I really do enjoy it. Favourite candidate this year is Karishma, she seems like good craic and doesn’t hold back.
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While I’m here, fuck Trump and his fascist America. I used to visit America every year. I’m not going back until these cunts are 🙃
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I don’t even lurk here any more, because Musk has made this a shite experience. Fucked it right into the bin. But I’m un-notlurking to say that Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom is an amazing Metroidvania for fans of the genre. Starts out like a kid’s game. Stick with it.
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Watched the Dune films again. Chalomet really does amazing work in those films. Love the source material so much, don’t think you’re going to get it represented on screen any better than that.
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Quentin Tarantino is a gimmick director and a massive turd. If I was Paul Dano, I’d wear this quote like a badge of honour, because Tarantino’s opinion is worth negative dick. Once Upon a Time bored me so much I turned it off. And I find something to love in most crap films.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it "it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
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“Those whose only vocation in life is to be anti-establishment” is a wild thing for professional son Ross Desmond to say about our own fans.
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It’s not like I even really lurk. Elon Musk has fucked this app into the ground. Oh, and where is that prick? All quiet on the dickhead front recently.
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Unlurking to say Statlander as champion, let’s go! #AEWAllOut
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Fuck the fuck off, Celtic. Sack the board. And get Desmond to fuck.
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