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Joined April 2023
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Lord knew not to put me in America cause I would've lost my mind
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I mean, he isn't wrong 🤷🏾‍♂️
Putin said that in the United States, "when a person is elected, they may have some ideas. Then people with briefcases arrive, wearing dark suits. These people start explaining how things are done and instantly everything changes."
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What the fuck are they feeding him?
🚨💣SHOCKING SCENE: This is a real picture from Villarreal U12 vs Sevilla U12.
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This is what would happen if Kamala became president
Liberals have the misconception that Israel controls America because they don't want to admit that it's the other way around
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Dude ate the bone bone fruit🤭😂
There is a mutation that causes bones to become 8 times denser than normal that allow people to walk away from car accidents without a single fracture but with a trade off of being unable to swim.
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I always wondered what are the parameters they use to measure this
The world's most miserable countries (Hanke's Misery Index) 1. 🇻🇪 Venezuela: 556.5 2. 🇸🇩 Sudan: 225.4 3. 🇹🇷 Türkiye: 101.0 4. 🇮🇷 Iran: 95.9 5. 🇦🇷 Argentina: 88.4 6. 🇸🇿 Eswatini: 80.0 7. 🇿🇦 South Africa: 79.0 8. 🇲🇼 Malawi: 75.2 9. 🇲🇬 Madagascar: 74.0 10. 🇱🇧 Lebanon: 72.4 11. 🇭🇹 Haiti: 72.4 12. 🇦🇴 Angola: 72.3 13. 🇾🇪 Yemen: 71.0 14. 🇲🇲 Myanmar: 65.9 15. 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe: 64.7 16. 🇩🇯 Djibouti: 60.6 17. 🇧🇼 Botswana: 60.1 18. 🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina: 59.7 19. 🇧🇷 Brazil: 59.6 20. 🇬🇦 Gabon: 58.6 21. 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 55.6 22. 🇵🇸 Palestinian Territories: 52.5 23. 🇳🇦 Namibia: 50.8 24. 🇨🇬 Republic of the Congo: 49.8 25. 🇱🇸 Lesotho: 48.5 26. 🇪🇬 Egypt: 46.5 27. 🇸🇹 São Tomé and Príncipe: 45.8 28. 🇧🇴 Bolivia: 44.0 29. 🇹🇳 Tunisia: 43.9 30. 🇸🇷 Suriname: 43.6 31. 🇮🇶 Iraq: 42.0 32. 🇯🇴 Jordan: 41.3 33. 🇸🇾 Syria: 41.2 34. 🇬🇪 Georgia: 40.0 35. 🇻🇨 St. Vincent and the Grenadines: 39.1 The index measures economic conditions, not how happy people are. It adds inflation, lending rates and twice the unemployment rate, then subtracts real GDP growth per person. The higher the score, the worse the economy is for ordinary people. Source: Steve Hanke, Annual Misery Index 2025
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"Portugal will always be in me" Now this should have been worded differently, could have said always in my heart🤷🏾‍♂️
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Why are we showing the victims face and not the perpetrator @nypost?
Oregon man allegedly held Utah teen Kylie Arellano captive, forced her to remove braces with pliers trib.al/mXztGGp
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If the woman gets pregnant in a throuple, who gets to be called the father of the child?
California city makes history allowing throuples, foursomes to legally register as partners trib.al/injZnvo
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Whether it's the left wing or the right wing, they're both from the same bird
What Americans call left and right, the world calls empire. Your left bombs Libya. Your right bombs Iraq. Your left funds Israel. Your right funds Israel. Your left starves Cuba. Your right starves Cuba. And when the dust clears, you ask which party was more humane while the corpses look at you in silence.
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They're literally this
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Tf is this shit?
🚨 DESESPERO: Torcedor do São Paulo é flagrado rezando para que seu time vença o Corinthians hoje pelo Brasileirão 🎥 @PiscesFueda
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Baal just got replaced by Moloch
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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#いいお尻の日 でもあるらしい
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This imperialist shithole of a country thinks it has the right to tell us not to care what happens to them even though it will affect us more?
Legitimate question: if you don't live in the U.S, why do you give a fuck about the politics here?
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The US has roughly 128 military bases and approximately 200 thousand soldiers outside of its own country and we're the weird ones for caring what happens in the US
Replying to @espressoriana
“Don’t they to switch up now” - America is the main character cause why the fuck does someone in west Asia care about this shit ??? Yall are weirdos
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Let the hunger games begin
BREAKING: Oracle just CANCELED its $7 billion AI deal with Tencent it has begun
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After watching the documentary, I could never feel sorry for this nigga
EDP has been arrested on multiple felony charges after JiDion helped coordinate his arrest at EDP’s dialysis center. YouTuber Mike Clum’s documentary “The Sick Mind of EDP445” was reportedly used as evidence in the case against him.
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Finally that monster can rot in prison
EDP’s four felony sex-related charges have been revealed, and his bail has been set at $30,000. • Felony – Lewd or Lascivious Acts With Child Under Age 14 (Attempted) • Felony – Go To Arranged Meeting With Minor • Felony – Contact Minor With Intent Sex • Felony – Harmful Matter Sent w/ Intent to Seduce Minor
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