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therapy is such a funny concept “wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”
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@itisyevSep 11
Cavemen after they invented the spear:
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@clavicularSep 11
I cant fucking do this clubbing anymore, cant stand it. Im done.
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@AcynSep 2
Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.
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i was born from a c-section never been a pussy nigga
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#nah
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beast mode
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dmoon@dmoonlivesJul 20
A boy becomes a man the day he checks his girlfriend’s phone for the first time. Before that experience, he has no idea the evils that women are capable of committing without an ounce of shame or remorse.
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Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.
Terry (@terry_qcbf) profile pictureTerry@terry_qcbfJul 14
A hill you’re willing to d!e on:
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Usman is a fucking dog
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Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology. Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested. Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel. Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.
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Life begins at 12% body fat
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Replying to @wanted4mogging
Nobody talks about how hard this is for those of us that choose not to wage. Next time you’re waging, try to think about your friends who are sitting at home playing on desktop eating doordash with literally nothing to do.
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When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago. —Friedrich Nietzsche
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I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that. wow. im doing this DAILY now.
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a literal nuclear bomb would have to drop in USA for stocks to actually go down more than -0.2% and even then it would probably rally anyways
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Imagine our dads dating in this market and the red pill rage they would go through We really are angels
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Even at the finish line, no one is there. Its just you again
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z🏎️@918zuoApr 19
shark spotted at a subtle cars & coffee this morning🦈 the e24 is easily part of my top 3 bimmers design-wise
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That makes 13 scientists
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@staygroundeadtvApr 17
Roger Adams, founder of Heelys, has passed away at 71 🕊️
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