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Clavicular kissed her in the middle of the mall, then shrugged off $1,300 in shopping like it was nothing - "I just made 10 bands" 😳 "I just made 10 bands." "It doesn't matter."

Clavicular asked the blonde in the green bikini to come get food - she said no and asked for a photo with Tarzan instead 😭 "You wanna come?" "No, I'm okay." "Can I actually get a photo with Tarzan real quick?"

Clavicular took her into the fitting room to "check the fit" - and he was down to his underwear before a single outfit got picked 😭 "We're not gym maxed yet." "Weak, weak, weak."

Clavicular did the math on stream: $20 million, then $1.4 million a year in interest, then he never works again 😳 "That's 1.4 million dollars a year just in interest." "Make 20 M's and just fuck off."

Clavicular proved RIZZ is optional when the AUDACITY is this high 😭 “Wanna f*ck?” “Yeah.”

Two girls spent the whole yacht ride on Clavicular and he never looked up from his phone - until one of them asked about the night before 😭 "How did you like last night? Was it fun?" "Don't stop doing that."

Clavicular explained on a live that he walked around all day with her discharge in his underwear - "it's a reminder of you" 😭 "It's there the whole day. It's a reminder of you." "Is that weird? Am I weird?"

She told Clavicular he had to hold her hand the whole night or she would start "causing problems" - then he worried other girls would think they were dating 😭 "I have to hold your hand the whole time?" "These girls are gonna think that we're dating." "You probably are dating me."

Hexumilate opened with "are you a single mother?" - she said "no, I'm their nanny" - and he recovered so fast it actually worked 😭 "I'm willing to step up." "That's even better."

Clavicular stopped a girl on a crowded street thinking she was OnlyFans star Lily Phillips, until he pulled up a PHOTO to compare and she said it wasn't HER 😭 "Wait, is that not you? What the f*ck?"

Clavicular kissed one girl, turned, kissed the other - then went straight back for the first one, all on the same boat 😳 "Wait, wait, wait!" "Let's go!"

She told Clavicular she can SQU*RT and CRE*M… bro and his friend lost their sh*t over the SAME answer 😭 “I actually do both.” “This is like a rare Pokémon.”

Clavicular was on his phone mid-club - then put it away, took Piper Rockelle's hand and spun her across the dance floor 😭 Bacara, Miami, phones up everywhere, and neither of them stopped laughing for eighteen seconds straight 😭

He walked up to Clavicular's camera, told it to get away from him, then hit it with the "Alpha" line like it was a threat 😭 "Get the fuck away from me, bro." "You don't want to mess with the Alpha."

CLAVICULAR said girls from Eastern Europe are “a lot better than Western”… then went straight in for the kiss 😳🔥 “That’s my vibe, I don’t know.”

Clavicular kissed a girl in the middle of a packed club, then walked straight over to the man standing right beside her and confessed the whole thing to his face like he was proud of it 😳 "I kissed your mom first."

Clavicular strapped a professional poker player into a live lie detector and got a flat YES when he asked if he was part of the FSB - then the man said he could not explain it 💀 "Are you part of the FSB?" - "Yes." "You brought a spy to my house?"

Clavicular just got name-dropped on American Horror Story 💀 a date tells him “your face is slightly bruised, like that clavicular guy who hits his own face with a hammer” - and he answers “yeah, yeah, I do that. I’m into looksmaxxing” 😭🔥

Clavicular's 18 year old girlfriend confirmed her body count of 16 on a LIE DETECTOR at Camp Looksmax and he went silent 😭💀