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Joined February 2023
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Why not give the man a raise so he can pay his mortgage and have time to spend with his kids?
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Keaton Weiss retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Haley Steven’s’ fiancé looks EXACTLY how you’d expect
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Halloween episode tomorrow @DueDissidence
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If they really wanted to confuse voters, they should’ve recruited a bunch of Republicans named “Gay Pedophile” to run in every state.
SCOOP: Democrats have insisted they have nothing to do with the other Dan Sullivan on Alaska's Senate ballot. But aides with the Mary Peltola campaign and DSCC were part of a monthslong secret plan to recruit him to run -- as well as other candidates. nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/po…
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Classic M Night Shyamalan twist: Israeli voters were Hamas all along 😱
הליכוד: הבחירות במדינת ישראל נגנבו על ידי מפלגות ערביות שתומכות בטרור ובחיסול המדינה היהודית באמצעות עבירות פליליות חמורות של שוחד, איומים, אלימות, זיופים ושימוש בתוכנות אסורות להמרצת מצביעים. מפלגת הליכוד מעבירה למשטרה, לשב״כ ולוועדת הבחירות מאות עדויות וראיות על גניבת בחירות בקלפיות ערביות רבות- אלפי מעטפות עם כסף מזומן ופתקי רע״ם, איומים ואלימות כלפי חברי הקלפי, ריבוי מצביעים מאחורי הפרגוד, הצבעות בזהות כפולה, פערים בין מספר המעטפות למספר המצביעים, שימוש בתוכנות המרצה אסורות ועוד. אנו דורשים מהמשטרה ומהשב״כ חקירה יסודית בגין גניבת הבחירות על ידי המפלגות הערביות ומיצוי הדין עם העבריינים. אנו דורשים מוועדת הבחירות התייחסות מיידית לחקירת העבירות הפליליות הללו שפגעו באופן קיצוני בטוהר הבחירות בישראל ובתוצאות הבחירות. זו פגיעה חמורה בדמוקרטיה הישראלית ובזכות הבחירה של אזרחי ישראל. גופי האכיפה מוכרחים לפעול ביד קשה ובאופן מיידי.
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As someone who’s been on the ‘MAGA is gay’ beat for the last two years, I’m starting to feel like I’m living in The Truman Show and the whole world is just an elaborate act to fuck with my head.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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This is a beautiful message
Amy Acton doesn’t get to hide behind being raped as a child to dodge answers about her plans for Ohio. I was molested as a child, that doesn’t excuse me from things that I do today. Give me a break. Who the fuck does she think she is? If that’s your closing campaign message, you have nothing else.
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my guy, you are “they”
Netanyahu: They are trying to steal the election from us!
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If you’re seeing this, I was detained at the airport
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Keaton Weiss retweeted
Someone or some people have been calling me all morning from random and unknown numbers and asking imbecilic questions such as “what’s more Palestinian, hummus or suicide bombing?” Of course when I hit record they hang up. I don’t know what’s wrong with you deranged supremacist freaks, but there is a 0% chance you’ll scare me. You are losing, and this is how badly you are losing, that you are resorting to harassing a Palestinian American attorney and doing so in the lowest IQ way imaginable.
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Yeah, you lose em
Brazil elections remind me of Arizona elections.
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Trump's closing argument
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.@guardian your graphics are fucked up
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Keaton Weiss retweeted
Lula versus Bolsonaro: Passei 1.901 dias em confinamento solitário por revelar a verdade sobre os assassinatos e a espionagem do governo dos EUA, inclusive contra o Brasil e suas indústrias. Lula, fora do poder, lutou pela minha liberdade. Lula, no poder, discutiu minha perseguição com o papa Francisco, que decidiu se encontrar com minha família e ajudar. Depois da minha libertação, Lula e eu nos encontramos em Roma para lamentar a morte do Santo Padre. Lula foi gentil com meus filhos e não pediu nada em troca. Em contraste, Jair e Flávio Bolsonaro nada fizeram e nada disseram. Sem a capacidade de dizer não a Washington e a Tel Aviv, não pode haver política interna, apenas ordens estrangeiras. Essas instruções são sempre as mesmas: “Ampliem nosso roubo de recursos e salários e calem a boca sobre nós assassinarmos crianças”. Os entreguistas entregarão tudo em troca de uma fatia, até a própria língua.
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Are you a Cuban citizen who’s tired of big government getting between you and your lifelong dream of becoming an illiterate slave for the Nestle corporation? If so, contact your friendly neighborhood CIA agent today! (please be as discrete as possible - this is a secret)
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Keaton Weiss retweeted
WE WON! My documentary REMOVED: Black Erasure In Boston won the BEST DOCUMENTARY AWARD from Gary International Film Festival! This is the 2nd award for REMOVED! 🥳
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Gee, I wonder where progressives learned to rig primaries and gaslight people who call it out?
I. Literally. Said. This. Over. The. Summer. And a million firebreathing lefties yelled at me.
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Keaton Weiss retweeted
Replying to @neeratanden
You mean you realized the primaries were being manipulated but no matter what you said and what evidence you had you were being shouted down by people who didn’t wanna hear it? I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened
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Vivek Ramaswamy’s first public appearance today didn’t go well:
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