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Scottish Engineer

@thatseguyOct 31

Every few years, I like to do a pretty serious jack-o-lantern. This year, I chose a design that I’ve been wanting to do for many years…

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@thatseguyOct 25

If your video has a banner that reads, "watch until the end", guess what I'm not gonna do?

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@thatseguyOct 19

I've rewatched the videos and yes, the skirt was quite large. Cool. I'm all good now.

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@thatseguyOct 17

Is @Tesla gonna teach the CIA how to keep secrets now?

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@thatseguyOct 3

Really enjoyed playing several games of OTB chess yesterday. Haven't done that in a while. Online play is fine, but it's really not the same as playing with physical pieces.

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@thatseguySep 30

You know something we should get rid of? Allowing death row inmates to pick their last meal. Their victims didn't get to pick THEIR last meal.

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@thatseguySep 21

The older I get, the more I live by the premise that a lack of planning on someone else's part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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@thatseguySep 13

Kinda wanna save money. Kinda wanna 85" TV.

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@thatseguyJul 26

I saw #TheOdyssey this weekend and enjoyed it very much.

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Scottish Engineer retweeted

@iplayrockymovieJul 15

His whole life was a million-to-one shot. I Play Rocky, based on the incredible true story, starring Anthony Ippolito - only in theaters this November.

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@JohnStosselJul 16

Only government spends $2 million on a tiny bathroom in a park. I investigate:

$2 Million Bathroom

Stossel investigates a New York City park bathroom that cost $2 million to build. For that price you might expect gold-plated fixtures—but it's just a tiny building with four toilets and two sinks.

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@thatseguyJun 30

Rest in peace, Chip. You were a very good girl.

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Scottish Engineer retweeted

𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛

@NotWhoYouDreamJun 20

We just need to skip the bullshit and do Enter Sandman.

@USMNTDaily_Jun 18

Hot take: #USMNT fans don’t really need creative chants, we could just sing popular American songs and be very loud. Same outcome

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@thatseguyJun 16

Okay, this is freaking hilarious...

@kittenaround_51Jun 16

I can imagine what it’s going to be like at the airport when the Europeans head home after the World Cup 😂

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@Playteaux1Jun 15

The Big USA Sleepover

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FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark)

@FitzyGFYJun 15

Listen, if this is what it takes to get Scottish fans to stick around for a while after the World Cup...

🤖 Made with AI

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@thatseguyJun 15

Hear me out... Instead of wars, we have World Cup matches continuously forever.

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0007meYES 🐶@ITSONLYME7000Jun 15

Fenway park Boston, it truly is just wonderful seeing all the Scottish football fans & the bagpipes, I'm so glad that Bostonians are loving it 😀🥳 🎉

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The Europeans that everyone said weren’t going to show for the World Cup are having the absolute time of their lives at baseball games now

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Dominic King@DKingTelegraphJun 14

Scotland should win the World Cup just for this alone.

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