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The Squeaker

@the_squeeker

22. They/Them mothafuckas. Anti-genAI. Fuck stealing real artists' artwork. All my homies and I hate stealing real artists' artwork.

Joined January 2022
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My available hours for DM RPs are 10am to 10pm Central Daylight Time. I will not sexualize age regression(de-aging and subspace are okay). Don't reply with scat or piss fetishes, it grosses me out. /gen
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TL;DR, old hag learns that she can't pray for forgiveness and be forgiven without acknowledging that she's done wrong. TW: vent
A screenshot containing the words; I'm about to whoop my maternal grandmother's ass(or send a cease and desist, lowkey). "What do you MEAN I have to acknowledge that I'm not a perfect person, that I wasn't a great grandmother, that I've been emotionally abusive to them and my daughter, and can't just pray to my sky daddy and be forgiven without having to do any work on myself?! This is so unfair!" Bitch, stfu. You're still not getting reinvited to my fucking wedding. You threw a temper tantrum over my sister going no contact with you because you made our mom cry. I'm not going to allow you to even have the OPPORTUNITY to make shit about YOU at MY wedding

ALT A screenshot containing the words; I'm about to whoop my maternal grandmother's ass(or send a cease and desist, lowkey). "What do you MEAN I have to acknowledge that I'm not a perfect person, that I wasn't a great grandmother, that I've been emotionally abusive to them and my daughter, and can't just pray to my sky daddy and be forgiven without having to do any work on myself?! This is so unfair!" Bitch, stfu. You're still not getting reinvited to my fucking wedding. You threw a temper tantrum over my sister going no contact with you because you made our mom cry. I'm not going to allow you to even have the OPPORTUNITY to make shit about YOU at MY wedding

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Idk why people hate on men, like dinner ain't complete without a few rolls.
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I don't do much hating on Twitter. I can do that in the comfort and privacy of my own home. I don't need people validating my hatred of [insert thing I hate]. Instead of potentially opening myself up to legal liabilities, when I see something that pisses me off, I just block.
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I can insult people by vocalizing my opinions in the privacy of my own bedroom, therefore not opening me up to cyberbullying charges or charges related to telling others to kys, then blocking them.
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Man, fuck dollar dances. Dollar duels. You pay at least one dollar, and you get to fight the wedding party with a foam sword(or otherwise applicable soft weapon).
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You get to pick your boss music if you're the one challenged.
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So, Newport was originally a last name, and it came up on the name generator I'm using to make an entire realm. I'm naming all of this guy's children after cig flavors.🙃 Why? Because I'm the creator and god of this Doc, I need to have fun, and I rolled 9 kids for him(2D6-2).
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Behold!
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Hmm... TOTK trans ftm Link Purah looking through Ganon's lair post-defeating, finding notes on how he was trying to make an evil clone of Link that was identical to Link in every way, and finding out that the only reason Ganon stopped trying was because of- 1/6
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If this faux Link had truly taken a silver lynel dick, it would have torn his pussy in two. Poor Purah not knowing that both Dark Link and Link have no problems using their ass to take dick that won't fit in the pussy. 5/6
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Well, not until she sees the faux Link's handwritting, and sees that it looks suspiciously like a certain book that details a lot of monster mating habits, rituals, and average penis size.👀👀 6/6
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How to use cake mix in the microwave. Step one: About a cup of cake mix Step two: enough water to make it look like cake mix, add slowly, I think it's about 2/3 cup Step three: Microwave 3-3 1/2 minutes. Should come out with wet crumb when pierced.
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(Last Tweet mention)Dabi and Michael would bond so much. Little arsonist dad-fuckers.❤️
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Michael getting a clone of himself accidentally, and immediately cucking Henry with it.
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Alastor finds out Husk is having a litter, only to then get a message from Valentino telling Alastor to get rid of it because Angel's been too happy as of late, so now he can't get rid of the litter for two reasons. 1. He's pretty sure Lucifer would kill him if he tried.
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If sweating bullets were an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist.
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Crazy idea AI use-Auto 0 Plagiarism(no ai)- Auto 25 Doing it yourself at all- Start at 50 percent and grade from there Wonder how quick Ai usage would drop like a sack of bricks
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