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I have a feeling I’m about to be very over my family’s presence.

Much like a city pigeon, I could probably fly away from my problems, but alas I am the problem.

I must’ve started watching Star Wars really young bc I remember struggling to keep up with the opening crawl cos I couldn’t read that fast yet.

So if Ireland was never separated from continental Europe would it’ve been called Mayneland instead?

Hindsight is a great perspective actually. Why does no one ever start with that.

Me doing my best to not look into the kitchen at any fast food cos I know I *really* don’t wanna know how the sausage is made.

That little jump when you put on jeans.

My current obsession with Asoiaf fantasy is definitely a coping mechanism to avoid thinking about the real world rn.

I need my work to hurry up and pay me. Not because they haven’t been, but cos I’ve been financially irresponsible and need money.

Everynow and then my brain just runs these 3-D models of places from my childhood like my first infants school. I guess these are just in my head forever.

I don’t leave receipts in my car cos I’m lazy. I’m doing ✨environmental storytelling✨ duh

Just gotta have a big think after watching an Andor, ya know?

The Twitter demons adding grammatical mistakes onto any of my tweet that actually get any attention:

I’ve never been able to take chariots seriously. They’re the antiquity version of segways

Always the worst people on the train that are gonna be on until your stop.

The term ruthless implies the impossibility of ruthful?

Guys I’m starting to think those Oceangate guys might be dead.

Count Orlock’s guest-spot on Sesame Street be like: Youuuu must count on ittttt.

Chariots were the original standing work desk.

Why aren’t skeletons like.. stained with blood?