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The crumpert.

@thecrumpert

i like music. unfortunately a browns and chargers fan

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Joined January 2022
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schmerald@schmerald1h
2026 Josh Jacobs:
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i could deadass facefuck you
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hotdogs water@pikwimin_Jun 2
going to pride after charlie kirk got slimed
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@ostonoxJun 3
Xavier Becerra, California Governor, introduces bill to rename state McKalshifacechevron
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my main qccount @schmerald got the sus lifted in case the whole 5 of u that see this were wondering.
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schmerald@schmeraldMay 30
BREAKING NEWS: Bartholomew Crumpert passed away last night. He disintegrated into a liquid after his mother forced him to shower for the first time in his entire 204 years of living. Schmerald is now the account holder. #RestInPeace #FuckTedCruz
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@justdaveyjustinMay 30
The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao
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@NightSkyTodayMay 30
🚨: Japan trials new drug that regrows human teeth ─ ending dentures and implants forever.
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Nick@TheOneSoVileMay 29
Nazbol who loves both NSBM and RABM
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the guy in the pic is actually 18 which is fuckin terrifying
tm (@TM78x) profile picturetm@TM78xMay 29
More blessings in June😍🙌🏻🎮
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@andyreedMay 29
pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump
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BON@Gresham2x18 Dec 2020
X wasn’t dead after he got shot I ran to the car and punched him
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Miles davis will be in me soon
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@stereogumMay 26
Miles Davis was born 💯 years ago today. 🎺 To celebrate, his estate has partnered 🤝 with Dad Grass 🍃 for the first-ever official THC-infused ‘Bitches Brew’ Leisure Drink.🥤
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MARI / AJ LOVER@ponyofheavenMay 27
''What is the best pop-punk record?''
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inside of tony brothers is a chip that is controlling his brain. the chip is remotely accessed by polymarket and kalshi executives. piece of shit
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the pope name bob
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🍿@The_xi6_manMay 26
Jarrett Allen not even gonna shower after this he’s just gonna hop on smash bros
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who has that image of uncle grandpa with a gun in his mouth
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@espnMay 26
Breaking: Kenny Atkinson is returning as coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers for a third season, sources tell @ShamsCharania. Get breaking news alerts from Shams Charania through the ESPN App: espn.smart.link/paubshxwt
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Heh this sounds like when she... yknow... haha.. when sh e manipulates my sarcophagus.. haha. only real players get this. haha! up top!
"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr (@LarryBundyJr) profile picture"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr@LarryBundyJrMay 23
An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣
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lmao. lol. rip bartholomew crumpert account
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this hantavirus stuff is making me realise a lot of people genuinely think diseases work like plague inc
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