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On a break.

Long Crendon, England
Joined December 2008
Probably an all time terrible opinion. All the class players I started out playing with or against played Sundays as well and half of what made them great was because they handled or dominated that environment
Why on earth anyone would play Sunday League Football is beyond me. If you're any good, you shouldn't be playing with people who are hungover and/or psychotic. Likewise if you're just doing it for enjoyment, where is the joy in playing alongside the hungover and the psychotic?
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Every Saturday I check the results and there are just so many non league managers out there getting job after job but doing nothing except having a nice certificate on their wall. Then you have the ones who can actually manage in the playoff places, winning FA Cup games etc etc
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This must be an all time awful Liverpool team. I mean they’ve got like 2 or 3 players maximum who should be there really
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Substitution ⬅️ Ryan ➡️ Davis
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The Streets - Hammersmith Working Men’s Club Arctic Monkeys - Kasbah Coventry
What band did you see in a small grassroots venue before they hit the main stages? 👇🏻🤘🏼
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Saturday-Tuesday-Saturday isn’t a three game week ffs. It’s 2 games then a new week starts! Just total manager bollocks that’s become an excuse to throw around
🦊#LCFC | Russell Martin says today’s 4-0 defeat against Oxford United was ‘unacceptable’. Leicester City have won 1️⃣ game out of their opening 5️⃣ in League One. 🔗 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0p867…
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Sometimes a club and a manager just fit together. Batch has put together a really likeable side from the couple of games I’ve seen and I think they will take a few scalps this season
FULL TIME HERE AT AYLESBURY! ⏱️ Aylesbury United 1 - 0 Flackwell Heath FC Frankie Bircham scores an absolute screamer to see the Ducks waddle away with the 3 points for today. Looking forward to our next match away at Hertford next Saturday. Come on, you Ducks! 🦆
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Remember watching this in the school holidays and thinking it was the greatest thing ever
35 years ago today: Great Britain shocked the USA to win 4x400m relay gold at the Tokyo World Championships. Switching Roger Black to the first leg and Kris Akabusi to the anchor leg proved to be a tactical masterstroke. One of the finest British track wins in history 🇬🇧🥇
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Don’t mind this. Remember coming out to the Match of the Day theme away at Martin Bakers in the old Hellenic days, was class tbf
SE Dons walking out to the champions league anthem tells you all you need to know about them.. 🤦‍♂️ Come on Punjab 💪
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Hilarious that Szoboszlai does that chatting celebration when you’ve contributed a nonsense performance like that.
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Massively enjoyed (and needed) the break from football last season but the first day of the season buzz is impossible to replace. Can’t wait to get out and watch a few games then jump back in when the time and opportunity is right 👀 Good luck to all starting today ⚽️
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Of course it’s on Tuchel. If you’ve managed literally any level, you know if you make defensive subs and it goes wrong then you’ll get slaughtered, mostly by your own players! Just didn’t seem the sort of game where we needed to sit in, they aren’t that good
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Ryan Davis retweeted
How are we actually going to solve the AI poster epidemic? Must we be subjected to horrible identical slop from every single pub and shop for the rest of time?
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Amazing how every Stevie Step 5 manager has all the answers for England but in two months you’ll be watching their teams serve up utter dross and blaming it all on the refs
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The fact we do this all the time should be enough to get McCullum sacked on its own. Imagine constantly getting points deducted in any other sport and just laughing it off! Never been as disengaged as with this arrogant for no reason side
To cheer England up, they’ve been fined 12 World Test Championship points for their dismal over-rate at The Oval - one point for each over they fell short. That takes them from 50 points in the WTC to 38, and all but ends what little chance they already had of reaching the final. Also fined half their match fee.
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Nice way of outing yourself as completely thick
These data geeks are hilarious. Scotland’s chances of progressing with three points and a -2 or -3 goal difference: 73.9%. Oh hang, Netherlands have scored again: 77.2%. Hold up: Undav has scored for Germany against Ivory Coast. It’s changed again. Everybody’s guessing
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Messi could be 65 and he’ll never be as bad as Ronaldo is now. Don’t see how it’s even remotely a conversation
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Ange is a cracking pundit. Has his faults as a manager (who doesn’t) but the way he talks about the game, you can see why players want to play for him
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Can’t wait to see what the World Cup moaners find to whinge about there. That was proper heart and soul
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A great day as weirdly this was the day we got Sky installed at home and I remember panicking that the engineer was going to be dicking around with the telly while the game was on
08/06/1996: The start of Euro 96. What a fantastic tournament and summer that was. Hosts England kicked it off against Switzerland. Things of note: Star striker Alan Shearer, without an England goal for nearly two years, scored to set himself up for a great Championship. Gary Neville was pinging shots in from 30 yards out. Gazza looked ready for something big. His touches and flicks looked great, and his confidence was high. Portugal’s coach, Artur Jorge, had a fantastic moustache-and-hair combo. Ultimately, though, the game finished 1-1 and the dream of a famous summer still felt a long way off.
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