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i like big butts & cannot lie

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Joined October 2008
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Movie Night 🍿 Pick 3 movies
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Then maybe your wife should learn it.
English is the official language of the United States.
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Auntie Anne’s app down for anybody else?
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Pocky !
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when you have 20 cigarettes
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it's John Mulaney week!
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Dave Matthews Band perform β€˜Oh, Sister’ with Emmylou Harris & Jake Simpson during their 11.6.2026 Nashville show πŸŽ₯ krissy_m41(ig) #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc
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This was the worst SNL host/musical guest pairing in the show's history
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When the coffee shop venue owner is also the guitarist for Suicidal Tendencies, you don't just order an espresso, you invite him up to play "Institutionalized" ! Somerville School of Rock β€œInstitutionalized” Epic student collaboration. β˜•οΈπŸŽΈ
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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This is the probably the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells β€œno!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then β€œGloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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Discussing the blue wave with the boys
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Going to bed knowing the owner of this app spent half a billion dollars for no reason.
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Buckle up Beavis and Butthead. It’s going to be a rough couple of years.
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The secret to panic attacks is have fun and be yourself
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Jack Tapper just said β€œno tax on tits” by accident
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I come from the future.
It’s gonna happen during the Mr. beast-Ishowspeed presidential administration
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Still true.
Literally every time I see a cybertruck.
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