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BRILLIANT!! Pissing my pants at this! 😄😄😄😄👊💥👍🏻
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One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls
Actual footage of Persian people.
Here’s something new never tried before: two shows in two separate languages. My hybrid talk show Tonight With Omid (EMSHAB BA OMID) gets a debut on @bbcpersian 9pm Iran Wed March 30th repeated 10pm Fri April 1st. @IAmTehran my first guest on the Persian version.
NOT a sketch ⬇️
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Here’s something new never tried before: two shows in two separate languages. My hybrid talk show Tonight With Omid (EMSHAB BA OMID) gets a debut on @bbcpersian 9pm Iran Wed March 30th repeated 10pm Fri April 1st. @IAmTehran my first guest on the Persian version.
NOT a sketch ⬇️
Rose: “Mom can I give you a nickname?”
Me: “Sure, what is it?”
Rose: “Bean! Because you have a small head! 🤣🤣🤣”
Me: 😐😐😐
#drunkgirlorrose
If you want to know where my heart is and what will make me sob like a baby then it’s this song. @theyoungunstrio
open.spotify.com/track/0Pmqy…
Just played this video for Rose for the first time and she screamed, “WHO IS SHE I LOVE HER!”
Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Official Video) youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A via @YouTube
I’m approximately 11 hours into two weeks of a gluten free trial (to narrow down fun gastro probs) and I’m already so mad. Watching my kid eat a GS Cookie, like, “How is that? Good? Is it good?”
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Me and everyone I know doing any kind of progressive political or voting rights work in 2022:
(h/t @carynrose)
Did 5 minutes of ab work yesterday and now my body is crying out “who are these muscle groups and since when did we do anything with them?!”
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
This is the first movie since The Sparks Brothers that I will leave my house and go to a theater to see.











