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...the roof is not my child, but I will raise it nonetheless

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Joined January 2010
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JUST LIKE THAT!! A cross-border completion from @FitzMagic_14 ➡️ @StevieJohnson13
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So, what color should our end zones be for the home opener?! #GoBills #BillsMafia This is the official poll, no offense @JeremyWGR!
Bills 1Bills 2BlueRed
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.@ryanair can’t afford ads, so we made one with AI.
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Someone is flying around City Hall tail whipping in a little buggy to Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’. Philadelphia is the best city in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed Woke up and it had: • Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance) • Divorced my wife (I got the house) • Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do • Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person • Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together • The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best." My credit score is 847. We have AGI.
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Go Bills. 🇨🇦 #BillsMafia
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Just because Marty Supreme is out is no reason to wind down the marketing campaign. An entire generation of children doesn't know a world without it. There's awards season to think about. Then foreign rights. Streaming rights. Licensing for high school stage adaptations. Why stop? Ever.
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I never said which year
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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engineers everywhere pretending to “monitor the situation” while refreshing the aws status page
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When I am asked to explain how I came up with an idea
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Who wants one
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"she doesn't even go here"
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Again
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both killed by a Cybertruck RIP
all birds go to heaven
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I'm getting briefs you can't even comprehend and honestly neither can I
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This post from a Canadian Redditor hits hard:
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Bro what….
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this.
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