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Milton Jones

@themiltonjones

2024/25 Tour HA!MILTON on sale now! https://nitter.cf/t.co/d3sOZ748va Hee/Hee rep: [email protected] voices: [email protected]

 live in a converted barn owl
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He's just changed genre, sharp as ever!
Stewart Francis (@StewartFrancis1) profile pictureStewart Francis@StewartFrancis1Aug 5
Speaking of money grubbing scoundrels, my greeting cards are now available. greetingsfromstewart.co.uk/-
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recommended if in Edinburgh! youtube.com/watch?v=nkC3le0q…
Ed Gaughan - The Emperor

Ed Gaughan - The Emperor

6-29 August Edinburgh Festival 2026https://edinburgh.justthetonic....

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oh 'Wasall', I'll come back from Poland then...
Ian Crawford (@SpoonSense) profile pictureIan Crawford@SpoonSenseJul 29
Do not miss @themiltonjones in the Midlands! This Sunday 2nd August at @walsallarena with brilliant support from Tom Wrigglesworth & MC Wayne Beese PLUS forkin’ good cutlery safety advice from the nation’s number one cutlery safety adviser! ⚠️🍴 walsallarena.com/whats-on/co…
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PEOPLE OF WALSALL! I WILL BE WITH YOU THIS SUNDAY, with some others.. Walsall Arena & Arts Centre, Hawbush Road, Leamore, Walsall WS3 1AG Doors and bar open 5pm, show starts approx 6pm Booking link is funnybeeseness.co.uk/whats-o…
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I think we’ve got enough red kites now
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Pep…Pep…….pep…….p…p…
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Delighted to be representing the UK in the European Song Contest...
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...be in the audience for a new Milton Jones Radio 4 thing on Mon 15th June at Marylebone Theatre, London. Free tickets, first come first served, especially if you mention the word 'shirt'. Let's hope it comes off... sroaudiences.com/application…
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I didn’t kill off Claire’s but I was an accessory
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I said this was a month away yesterday, its 2 months away of course..
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Very worthwhile Sunday afternoon entertainment in a months time!
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Looking forward to being in Inverness, Troon and Haddington on Thursday, Fri, Sat this week - which are all really near each other in Scotland, am I right? 😬
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Grandad, it’s safe to return. The leftovers are finished. 🍗🎄 If you like surprises, join the mailing list. If you don’t, join it anyway! #Christmas #leftovers #Food #Comedy #Standup
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Fond memories of Christmas mornings past… 🎄🐶 Merry Christmas! 🎅 Thanks to everyone who’s come along to HA!MILTON this year and see you in 2026! ⭐ #HappyChristmas #Christmas #Christmaspresents
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What role did you play in your school nativity? Tap like. It helps keep the Christmas lights on. #christmas #standupcomedy #Nativity #SchoolNativity #Comedy
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What’s the Christmas present you still remember most from childhood? 🎄 #christmasgift #standupcomedy #comedy #Christmas #Presents
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Anyone else been on the receiving end of a cruel Christmas present? 🎁 Follow for more festive nonsense. #standupcomedy #Christmas #christmasgift #Christmasmemories #comedy
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‘Tis the season for deterrents. 🎄🚨 Join the mailing list for 2026 updates, link in bio. #Christmas #HomeAlone #Burglar #Fire #Emergency #Comedy #Robbery
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Another Christmas, another set of weird family photos with my brother..... #comedy #standup #Christmas #family #Saycheese #FamilyPhotos
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If you like Dracula and jokes... and a great cast... this is in Finsbury Park atm londontheatredirect.com/musi…
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