Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard) header
Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard) profile picture

thoughts + opinions are my own

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2016
Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)Photo by Lizard 🦎 (@theoglizard)
The most expensive piece of ass since Helen of Troy.
BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
208
7,094
145
107,478
2,641,950
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
LAUREN BOEBERT HAS LOST! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY.
246
1,854
48
24,548
205,186
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Lauren Boebert has officially lost her election in Colorado.
753
2,124
407
40,082
1,996,121
Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff “I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.” Source: The Washington Sun
1,116
2,544
427
31,099
2,888,260
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
133
2,326
219
17,524
610,606
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above. Submit a tip: rewardsforjustice.net/reward…
10,518
5,251
6,344
19,480
9,759,978
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
122
14,032
301
164,669
1,883,654
Ummm…
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
125
🚨 BREAKING: Georgia Governor-Elect Keisha Lance Bottoms vows to overturn the state's abortion ban.
864
4,565
500
51,083
1,041,178
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
The Constitution does not explicitly require the Speaker of the House to be an elected member of Congress. That means Obama could be Speaker. Just throwing that out there for funsies.
152
689
48
10,178
150,402
Central Park peak fall foliage
59
1,380
219
11,312
1,039,140
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
Imagine talking to someone in November 2024. "Yeah, the Democrats ended up flipping 9 seats." "That's a pretty thin majority, but I guess 224 seats in the House isn't that bad." "The House?"
46
1,822
28
74,621
2,050,475
OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY DID IT
A new theme for the 2027 Met Gala has been announced: “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Guests will reimagine ordinary everyday clothing such as T-shirts, jeans and sweatshirts.
7
1,657
2
38,445
392,551
『ミシシッピ川で黒人上院議員が当選すると何が凄いの?』 ミシシッピ州は2020年まで州旗がこれでした
35
1,049
47
12,858
275,366
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
Alcohol is legal because it causes the working class to self destruct. Cannabis is illegal because it causes the working class to say things like, “Maybe we could buy a piece of land together & grow our own food?”
44
473
19
3,765
36,019
The before and after pics of Georgia's 8 constitutional officers is remarkable.
638
4,945
575
39,664
1,759,443
Lizard 🦎 retweeted
Replying to @vlatdd
You lot keep inventing miracles then using them to argue about nonsense. Stop worshipping status, start fixing the obvious problems, and quit acting surprised when reality doesn't care about your feelings. You're capable of extraordinary things. Act like it.
486
2,583
329
20,133
402,950
🚨: Nobel Prize physicist Roger Penrose claims there is no such thing as nothingness. Your soul is eternal because matter cannot be destroyed.
443
1,027
199
10,568
755,262