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bao · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

bao@theonlytruecel7h

the internet is fucked and it’s over and that’s okay

bao · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:11 PM UTC

bao@theonlytruecel7h

i haven’t had a comically large sandwich in a while maybe that’s why i’m so depressed

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bao · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:11 PM UTC

bao@theonlytruecel7h

this is unironically more effective than an SSRI for an american you just have to trust me

bao · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:05 PM UTC

bao@theonlytruecel7h

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bao · Oct 29, 2026 · 9:08 PM UTC

bao@theonlytruecel8h

called a guy a fakecel as a compliment and the reply he sent me got him locked for 7 days

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uwil · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:47 PM UTC

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uwil@rytuwil9h

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Kirk Maoist Surgerycel · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:02 PM UTC

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Kirk Maoist Surgerycel@2ndworldmusic9h

How I'm gonna be moving after I "just change my mindset"

Image from Kirk Maoist Surgerycel (@2ndworldmusic)

Sunshine Deluxe@SSD_2XOct 28

Replying to @2ndworldmusic

It's not just confidence, it's a whole mindset change. Stop thinking "If I work out/shower/party/etc., then maybe women will like me." Self-improvement is about making yourself better. That's it. The journey to self-improvement is its own destination. Learn to enjoy the journey.

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Ghostly Nutti △ · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:43 PM UTC

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Ghostly Nutti △@NuttiMcFruttiOct 28

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bao · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

bao@theonlytruecel10h

started a wokecel forum and all of these ppl are so annoying i stopped being woke

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ryuji · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:36 PM UTC

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ryuji@talionslayer13h

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Jamas · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:38 AM UTC

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Jamas@The_JamasOct 29

Chronically being online would've helped this guy because anyone who knows anything about Clavicular knows that he could not eat a single punch to the face and remain conscious. Prob hospital bound if he doesn't seize up and die on the spot

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@s6berrOct 27

Clavicular LOST IT after a guy BEGGED him for MERCY in front of his own girlfriend ASKING not to take HIS girl 😭❤️‍🩹 "I know at the end of the day, you're probably not gonna see her... You have all these other girls." "Are you asking me for mercy?" "There's more fish in the sea."