Retired journalist | Soon to be retired bartender | Future JD Candidate | UNT Alum Head Chief of Security for Rebecca Marie Gomez
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On behalf of all Latinos in my position whose gf is being unhinged on the TL bc of the AOTY winner… We offer our deepest apologies & hope you can bear with us through this time.
We will do our best to mitigate any rioting, vandalism, arson, or verbal assault.
Thank you
Thank you, @MariahCarey for making a song that reminds Zaira that all she wants for Christmas is me and nothing else.
One year ago today, I was drinking a lovely glass of amber beer with Zaira at our favorite bar while also showing her all of my gains in my investment & crypto portfolios.
As a result of my investing prowess, she was head over heels & decided to keep me around for 365 more days
Before I leave and delete this hellish app again, i leave you w/ said reminders
- always tip 20%
- be sure to heckle Utah fans
- sun dresses & rompers >>>>>>
- celebrate your successes
- date Latinas at your own risk
- the CIA killed JFK
- tofu isn’t good it’s just pretentious
This is what happens when Zaira goes to bed early and doesn’t do anything about me being loud on Twitter. So if anything this is her fault
Matthew Suarez retweeted
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew Suarez retweeted
If you root for any team other than the Dallas Cowboys I truly feel sorry for you
I’m currently glued to the Cowboys game but I’m not forgetting the fact that Atlanta has a slim lead in a game where they could be crowned World Series Champs if they win.
WE ARE ALL ATLANTA FANS TONIGHT. DOWN WITH THE ASTROS 🤘🏽
