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Chelsea Marshall

@theseamar

can you believe it!!

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined August 2009
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Gucci this, Ferarri that, it’s time Adam Driver give the people what we actually want: a live-action Luigi
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Looked over the latest CDC waste water data and I found all your exes
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Same
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@qikipedia3 Jan 2024
Dik-diks mark their territory with tears. (Image: Heather Paul)
A Dik-dik

ALT A Dik-dik

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My New Year’s resolution is to do a little more dillying, a little less dallying
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Excited to say my pilot “Trashy” has been on @Coverfly’s Red List and in the top 1% of projects every month of 2023 🥰
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You can check her out here: writers.coverfly.com/project…
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Chelsea Marshall@theseamar25 Jul 2018
Free idea: a housekeeping service where procrastinating writers come over to “write” and subsequently clean your entire apartment.
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molly@mollyEatsTofu1 Nov 2023
You could be grateful?
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@nypost1 Nov 2023
Do your dog’s paws smell like Fritos? What that means — and what to do about it trib.al/C56V55N
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BORN TO DAWDLE FORCED TO HASTEN
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What’s the word for being able to do a really good Marge Simpson impression but only when singing the Farmer’s Insurance commercial
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Backstreet Boys don’t care who I am? Or what I’ve done??? Have some self respect
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Ah yes, the Billionaire Turkducken
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Help I’m stuck in the think tank
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Chelsea Marshall@theseamar21 Feb 2017
I'm starting a new business called "Crybar" and instead of drying hair, we wet it with a good ol' cry. Champagne still included.
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We need a comment section for New York Times wedding announcements
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This is my one and only New Year’s Resolution for 2023
Become Ungovernable (@DontGovMeBro) profile pictureBecome Ungovernable@DontGovMeBro26 Sep 2021
Become ungovernable
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Oh hey my pilot is in the top 1% of half-hour Coverfly projects! If you’re staffing, looking to rep or just love to read fun, silly things, I’d love to share it with ya 🤓
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Just when I thought I might be running out of things to talk about in therapy, Spotify Wrapped dropped
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Now that I no longer have the blue check that enraged him so much, can someone tell William Shatner he can unblock me? Idk I feel like this could be really healing for both of us
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