The Start Up Bro

Shockingly, my girlfriend didn't buy that I follow Jen Selter on instagram for the fitness tips...

When you can't remember the interns name, take her to @starbucks

I'm pretty sure yoga pants played a key role in HR okaying a casual dress code #startup

They should start @RedTube for Business so I can expense my monthly subscription

How it feels to work in an open office environment

Bought LinkedIn navigator to creep on the girl I met @dreamforce #prospecting

Retweet if you thought "Tinder" when @tim_cook announced the #iwatch

My boss told me we could only get budget for our conference if we included the word "disrupt" in the title. #startup

Hack Night. Because overtime requires paying people. #startup

Hack Night: Top scientists haven't figured it out it but maybe a box of pizza and 4 Millennials will. #startup

#startup snacks

I'm taking a leave of absence to start a non profit dedicated to helping Africans experience their first shower beer

The number one rule of startups.. Never stop talking about your #startup.

They let someone go last week for asking where the printer was. #tech

I used to go to my parents when I ran out of money, now I just call Venture Capitalists #StartUp

I like to pretend that my blackout drunk @amazon purchases are gifts from Santa Claus

Hard to take a performance review seriously sitting in a bean bag chair. #startup

Read enough office dry erase boards and you could determine my company's financial health

They hired the first female engineer on our team. Nobody raised their electric desks today. #startup