'Fucking Feral Biped'.. apparently. Porn accounts will be blocked. I really don't need to see your junk. Here for conversation and laughs. And food
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So I did something artistic. Took a cool photo of an F16 afterburner section. Anyone wanna help a fella out and purchase some cool art?
etsy.com/uk/shop/MachOneArt
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Tonight's burnt offerings. Greek herb sautéed octopus with garlic and thyme patatas bravas and basil and feta salad
#eatlikethis
Tonight's burnt offerings. Venison in ale stew with a puff pastry lid, parsnips and carrots roasted with fennel seed and honey. Steamed broccoli and peas.
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EllCee retweeted
"What do you think about Russell Brand?!"
Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, KILLING JOKES, is starting with dates across the UK & USA in 2027.
Find out more and get tickets at JIMMYCARR.COM.
What a dumb fuck for not working out that deliberately trying to provoke or illicit a violent reaction sometimes gets your head kicked in.
Living with some kind of privilege expecting to live free of consequences.
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As its remembrance Sunday. A day of reflection. Almost half my life in uniform. Proud to stand alongside my brothers and sisters in arms, bonded in the memories of those who gave all.
Per Ardua ad Astra
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This statement says everything about this individual.
Not only is he pro-rapist, the victims are, in his words 'whores'
In country where you're guilty unless proven innocent.
Zero proof he did anything other than some whore 20 years later decided she was still mad she was treated like the whore she was.
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I see that Elon's algorithm is aggressively pushing a pro-rapist agenda this week.
We fucking see you.
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The opinions of convicted sex offenders (against minors) are null and void.
"Praise the brave women who came forward". And how about "Jail the women who lied and of whom he was found Not Guilty". Balance media, please, as you write your cheques for interviews.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A not guilty verdict does not establish that the accuser lied or that the alleged events did not occur; it means only that guilt was not proven beyond reasonable doubt. The poster, Jonathan King, was convicted in 2001 of six sexual offenses against five boys aged 14-15.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_…
theguardian.com/uk/2001/nov/21…
law.cornell.edu/wex/not_guilty
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End of an era. Just walked 2 of my team off site on their last day.
Brothers. Joined on the same day in 1975. Both left today. Employed from teenagers to past retirement age. 18,731 days service, each.
The future is going to be a little bleak without them.
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EllCee retweeted
What I’m about to write is true and very funny. A few years ago; the company that makes Cards Against Humanity bought a piece of land in Texas which sits on the space X campus. On that land they are building a statue explicitly to annoy Elon Musk. 🧵
Tonight's burnt offerings. Spanish style chorizo and squid rice with a fig and goats cheese salad.
#eatlikethis
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Defending your (or allied) country and its people are nothing about 'reaping a fucking benefit or profit' you absolute fucking melt.
If that's your core belief you are a shit excuse for a human being.
The people of Europe, just like the people of the US have got to be getting tired of their treasure wasted in Ukraine. Hundreds of billions spent with no chance of ever reaping a profit or benefit.
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Don't be like Guy. Guy obviously does 'little boy looking' and still needs his mum to ask if he wants the aeroplane or choo-choo noise.
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