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AprilšŸ’„

@thisisapril00

Call me https://nitter.cf/t.co/TNsjfistAi

 Southeast USšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø
Joined September 2011
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Men have feelings too. I guess
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Hey, anybody got any Clear Eyes?
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My daughterā€™s birthday is tomorrow. If you were to pack a ā€œsurvival kitā€ for a 30 year old, mother of three, what would you put in it?
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Yeah, sorry, I just donā€™t wanna feel anything
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My mind is my absolute worst enemy
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If someone is hurting, reach out to them. Sometimes all that they need is to know that someone is listening. That someone cares.
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Sometimes you just need to slap their ass, pull their panties down, bend them over, and fuck their horrible day out of themā€¦
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Itā€™s official. Iā€™m gonna buy a girdle.
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Itā€™s ok if the neighbors wake up smelling smoke. Iā€™m just burning my house down, not theirs.
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It takes only 21 seconds for mammals to pee.
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AprilšŸ’„ retweeted
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Dave Sacher@davesacher27 Jan 2023
Opened up a new roll of toilet tissue, and what do you know: classified documents inside.
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Quick question for the hookers on here, are yā€™all all still mad at me?
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You can start a fire in your kitchen sink or you can fall in love. The risks are about the same
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If you see him.... ..... .....
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