Subversive cross stitch hoops & patterns for menopausal rebels who’d fight the patriarchy, but possibly need a nap first. And maybe a biscuit if you've got one?
Co Durham, UK
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Some people buy sports cars
I buy embroidery floss and make hoops about my existential dread
Same crisis, different aesthetic. Find it at thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com
ALT Funny cross stitch in 8 inch wooden hoop reading 'Living my best midlife crisis' featuring flower and vine border, styled with a mug, threads and embroidery scissors on rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Sometimes a cup of tea in a darkened room just isn't going to cut it 😂 If you're feeling the urge to channel your frustrations into something creative, this one's available as a downloadable cross stitch pattern
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I'm all for being pleasant, but there's only so much twattery a person can be expected to tolerate 😂 Maybe the problem isn't your attitude, it's the people around you...
This one's available in the shop for anyone who's just about reached their limit
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A little appreciation goes a long way 😊 We could all do with being reminded that we're pretty fucking amazing now and again. This little hoop is ready to brighten someone's day and is available in the shop now
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The older I get the less interested I am in pleasing everyone 😂 Life's too short to give a shit about every opinion going. Who do you know who needs this hoop? 😂
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Ocean Moments No 27 of 30
Original painting on canvas
Just 5” x 5”
Start your collection today
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Angels of Hope, Noel, Peace, ReJoice & Joy, Christmas Cards Set are RESTOCKED and ready to fly to you ❤️🎄👼🏾 nyhagraphics.etsy.com/listin…
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Some days you're just not entirely sure what the fuck is going on and apparently this is one of them 😂
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ALT Completed cross stitch in 6 inch hoop saying 'Oh no! I've accidentally seized the wrong day!' with flower border
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The red and green have sold out for now but still got other colours in stock!
#skulls #etsyhandmade #UKMakers #gothic
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Been killing them with kindness for years. I am beginning to think they're just not taking the hint.
Hoop's in the shop. Link's in the bio 😄
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One of these hats would make a cute way to keep out the cold. They make fun gifts too!
#ChristmasGifts #giftideas #winterfashion #etsyhandmade
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It's been a couple of months since I last shared a free pattern, but I'm back with one for November, that always feels appropriate 😄
Not everything/everyone deserves your time & energy.
The pattern is free to download on Ko-fi. Go grab it now.
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Poppies and cornflowers - upcycled fabric, hand embroidered miniature picture
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✨ Have you discovered my sale collection yet?
Your next favourite piece of art could be waiting for you! Explore my paintings, find something you love and start your art collection today.
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🦒💕 How cute is this giraffe in pastels? It's the sweetest baby gift ever! 🎁✨ Shop now at Bitzas Etsy store: bitzas.etsy.com/listing/1215…
#craftbizparty #ukmakers #MHHSBD #babygift
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Morning, everyone ☺
Beautiful handdrawn robin gift tags.
Add a pop of colour and sparkle to your festive gifts ♥
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Handmade Crochet Bags 🩷💜🖤
I love creating granny square totes in all shapes and sizes. I have many styles and colours available for anyone looking for something a bit different, whether for yourself or as a gift 🧶
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Little elephant looking for a herd to join. He’s the perfect cuddle companion 🥰
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Happy Monday to you all. Vintage Annuals make FANTASTIC nostalgic gift ideas and all of these ⬇️ titles make super fun presents for anyone who turned 40 this year too! We have so many more titles for you to look at too and this link will take you straight to the Care Bears one in photo 1 watsonsvintagefinds.etsy.com… 🤗🛍️📚💝🎄🧑🎄🤶🎅
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Hello November!
We have the Northern Publishers' Fair on 14th in Manchester, the Sheffield Winter Book Fair on 28th, and between these two brilliant events, we have the new Stephanie Amey book out plus the revamped new versions of the first 2 volumes in the series 😍
