Jove said I could borrow things without asking
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hello, if you’re on this page you’re legally obligated to tell me if you have any precious hidden treasures and where they are located
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Harold Bloom called Little, Big by John Crowley a neglected masterpiece.
This is brilliant.
Do you know it? Have you read it?
Why do I have a feeling that after all this wait it is just going to be The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim II: Starfield II: The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’.
An official announcement will happen soon.
(Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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This is also why millennials love the LOTR trilogy. The irony-soaked characters and lack of earnestness.
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You used to be able to watch a movie called The Birds and watch 119 minutes of birds terrorizing people. But now in the streaming era it's an 8 episode miniseries that spends the first seven hours teasing the birds before you see a feather in the last five minutes of the finale.
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It's getting dark in your bedroom but you barely notice. You hunch over your computer and add another Malfoid head to Caspar David Friedrich's Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog. Your fingers are trembling with excitement. Your complete cultural victory is at hand.
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remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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As someone who worked at Half Price Books for eight years, was in college for 24 years, and teaches literature, I just … what do you mean 😭😭😭 please buy used books
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Because it at least acknowledges that the longing they feel in their souls has a proper object and that searching for that object is not a waste of their time.
It’s an ungodly amount of reading and no easy A. So why are freshmen lining up to get into Humanities 10? on.wsj.com/4iIxhOF
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Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
