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England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2013
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they should invent painkiller vapes
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It’s like I turned 28 and the universe started showing me these kind of tweets to remind me
Anyone got any career advice for someone (not me) who is 28, regrets every decision they've ever made in their adult life, has almost no marketable skills and is also mentally ill? Again I cannot stress enough that I am NOT talking about me
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Would be so fucking poetic if the world ended before GTA 6 came out 😭
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i couldn’t miss this opportunity
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haven't enjoyed a single moment of my life in the past 4 years
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Never push to prod on a Friday. Especially not on Friday the 13th.
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Can anyone at Twitchcon get me some high quality photo / video of the Open AI booth thing. Working on video.
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not a fan of the emotion where you genuinely don't give a fuck but you're still physically sick with anxiety
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The H3 podcast disappeared and the blue tsunami came. The podcast threatens to come back and all airflights are suspended. They have to be some sort of cosmic lynchpin or something.
new post from h3 just dropped 👀👀
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Is your plane currently grounded because of AI? It can get a lot worse! Let me tell you about a place called Moon 51 in this album and hey! Now you’ve got time to listen 🤝 open.spotify.com/album/7A2JY…
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what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did
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Implementing more AI will surely solve this, certainly worked for Microsoft lol
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Rockstar leaked Jensen Huangs affairs in an attempt to drive down GPU prices so people can play GTA 6
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It was me, I had the next affair with Jensen Huang
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Can I Kick It?
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Hi Joe, I have bad news. My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation. My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne. I’m Number 1 in the album charts. And you’re no longer called Joe. Much love, Ryan Air.
I have never listened to @officialcharts before, but today, at around 5:40pm I will find out if my name will legally change to James Blunt (CBE). Nobody can question my dedication to the cheese quest!
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You should Be Able to Kill Yourself One Time without Actually Dying to Make a Point
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What if instead of doc oc his name was doc cock and he had eight dicks
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Going to start playing League of Legends so I can become a bad person so I can learn to become a good person and have some character development
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