Brodie Thorne, WebMD

Whatever happened just to shorts and an old free t shirt in the gym

Any other burners cutting the rug here?

Everyone larping Edmund Fitzgerald now. This isn’t a joke to me. This is pissing me off. We had that song banned on TouchTunes last year. I’m sure these places will now encourage it. I deserve respect and a refund for all the times Doggies skipped my song last year

Of all the people to fucking cut me off

BUY BUY BUY

My favorite band in the entire world releases an album tonight. Holy shit

If I got paid to fart I’d be a billionaire

Actually holy fuck can I un go to college

I unfortunately just looked at my student loans and I would like to revoke my previous statement.

In honor of Byron Donalds I will be purchasing a new piece

I will miss you Ron

Is our power grid going down for 90 days

What I love about watching hockey and baseball is you can watch it on a completely biased local network just shitting on the other team

What a relatable lyric by Zach Bryan

It is bad to do no shave november / Movember as a first year employee

I would like to thank the FREE state of Florida for verifying my identity prior to voting and having a secure election

Why do I actually kinda fuck with daylight savings

The Halloween rot has extended to Monday

Since when are we paying 275 dollars for a jersey

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down to the big lake they call gitche gumme

Need 2 fish