Thalia Thorne

"So, like, are you gonna try or something? I'm getting totally bored here." ♡︎&↺ #PKMNRP #LEWDRP

"Like, sure. But you totally never asked. Need help, like, moving in? I can totes help with your things."

She is Thalia's favorite Boss.

"Actually, I came to, like, relax in your lap Yvie."

"Well if you, like insist."

"Like, morning."

"Like, great~. I'll find us a room."

"Then you're totes good! No rules to, like, enforce. Just some off the clock fun. Like, stress relief."

"Like, the backroom kind. I totes don't need it. Just, like, for fun! We, like, go behind closed doors. Have a good time."

//Don't like doing stuff like this but FYI @CareForHerFangs following some pedo shit. So uh... yeah.

"I mean you could just, like, tell me what you want for breakfast. It's totes faster than me trying to guess, like, everything."

"Yeah, like paint your nails. Err your, like talons." She rummaged in her purse for a moment then pulled out a bottle of shiny black nail polish. "Totes got other colors in here too. I, like, think."

Oops she tripped and fell on Yuki and is now kissing her boobs. Complete mistake!

//Be in the perfect mindset to write out some absolute bangers for one of my muses. But the person I'm writing with isn't here 😭 Guess I'll just keep being a gremlin on Thalia

"Kay so, like, I got them legit when I was 12 and stuff. But can we, like, do a backroom deal anyway?"

"Like, you okay there? Not a waffles girl? Like, pancakes then? Crepes? Like, nanab pudding?"

"So, like, waffles then? You totes look like a waffles girl."

"Like, okie shortie. Oh! Like, what do you want for breakfast? I totes gotta do a store run anyway."

She didn't want to battle. She wanted to go on her run without being sent tumbling to the ground. And now she wanted murder. Which is why her Volcarona came out breathing fire.

"Like, Volcie~" She tossed a ball. "TURN THIS FUCKING BITCH TO ASH AND, LIKE, CINDER!" Thalia did not become a champion by believing in things like proportional responses.