my coworkers make fun of me for bringing lettuce and banana every day but idc!!! better than a 500cal $20.00 starbucks sandwich that tastes like ass
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like "wow i can't believe you have this, it probably doesn't sell very well 🥺" WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? we literally have your size why are you still complaining ??? i absolutely cannot with these people.
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i had these fat american customers who were literally so annoying. they come in and were all "this fancy place probably doesn't carry larger than a size two!" "these places NEVER have my size!" BUT when i literally showed them our XL/XXL clothes they kept complaining?
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the most satisfying moment of my life was my pcp sending me to the ER bc my labs came back weird & i was having cardiac symptoms & the ER doc told me i wasted her time bc every test & scan was normal & while i waited for discharge papers i started having arrhythmias
this gym is so cool???? the locker room has lotion and cotton pads and hair dryers and hair straighteners omggg
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do you sometimes read a thread on how someone lost weight and its blatantly obvious that they just...don't have any responsibilities


















