Ask Google what Crash Davis believes in. That about sums me up. And I am unapologetically pro-bacon.
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
Getting a notification about a completely meaningless trade in your fantasy league:
Trash carts weren't picked up at 5205 & 5209 Neosho today, and recycling still hasn't been picked up from last Thurs
@stlcsb
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
BREAKING: As voters cast their ballots today, the polls remain tighter than Your Mom
Seems a good day to put out there that they should have made Election Day a national holiday a long time ago.
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"How do you have patience for people who claim they love America but clearly can't stand Americans?"
--The American President (1995)
As per usual Sorkin was ahead of his time.
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
I've been talked into doing this again before Election Day, so here we go....
I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow.
(84,726 followers at the start)
P.S. I will cut you folks off eventually... and I will do my best to follow back. 😎
Tim Altepeter retweeted
Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
Thank God I can finally see the psychotic rants of the @therealroseanne timeline, but not engage
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum
Tim Altepeter retweeted
“Heysha come get your children!”
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. 🤣
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