I must be the least
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Riding out the hurricane with @SpireLeader in our hotel. I give it two more hours before @DaveStone920 reveals his actual plan for this to be a three day murder mystery party. #spireconference2022
My email reminding me that I forgot to attach a document saves me literally every time I try to send something.
Learning how to not default to shaming someone is really hard when it’s the preferred reaction of conservatives and progressives alike.
On today's episode of cleaning up weird stuff at church, I picked up an entire set of acrylic nails off the floor.
“If you have control over all the different voices then you have ultimate power to be a storyteller, because you can do whatever you want. If you compound knowledge with freedom, then you’re really talking.” @jacobcollier
In honor of Father's Day, I wanted to share something that my dad said a lot.
“I’ve got some plain burgers, some cheese, and a couple burnt offerings.”
Tim Umphreys retweeted
#DEI is not a #CRT construct; it’s a biblical construct... and more than that, Gospel-centric... a mandated expectation of God, Himself. Here’s the cliff notes:
#Diversity: Revelation 7:9
#Equity: Galatians 3:28
#Inclusion: John 3:16
I know God sometimes speaks to you in a whisper, but I’ve got some nasty tinnitus. Imma need him to speak up.
I wish my phone’s autocorrect did something like Spotify Unwrapped so I could see how often I misspelled the same five words.
In honor of Father's Day, I wanted to share something that my dad said a lot...
"Hey, I need you to actually pay attention when you're holding the flashlight."
It just occurred to me that the sound I hear when I shock myself on a doorknob is basically the world’s tiniest clap of thunder.
Official #COVIDー19 #QuarantineSnack for our house is anything labeled Salt and Vinegar.
@HobbyLobby in case you were wondering how to treat your employees, here’s yet another company doing it right.
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@HobbyLobby and apologies to the Hobby Lobby social media manager, but would appreciate you sending it up the ladder.
We’ve arrived at the point in the video game where I’ve used all the ammo and am low enough in health that I just back out and return to the last save point.
Nothing more patriotic than groupthink. Welcome to election year. It’s gonna be a good one #IowaCaucuses