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When you are a genuinely sweet woman, itโs really important to remind certain people that you will beat the dog shit out of them.
( Thankfully, Bev made no plans to do such. Why get the Devilโs favorite whiskey in stock when it would just invite him around more?
The fact that itโs a โHell Exclusiveโ just makes having an excuse all the more easy. )
Yeaaah, I donโt think the Underworld is really my thing.
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( โNext timeโ. Scaryโฆ
Maybe sheโll regret the offer soon enough, but sheโd rather show hospitality than anger him again should he show up unexpectedly! )
N-Now youโre just flattering meโฆโฆ
I still donโt have that special whiskey, ya know?
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Replying to @ANGELI_MORTALIS
[ Next time โ Oh, you absolutely pulled the wrong card, Bev. ]
Maybe next time I'll come with my husband as well. I'm sure he'd simply adore your little Bar here!
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โโ cerium.โ โ
The 'terrifying' Henchman btw
Replying to @tipsytender
( She doesnโt even want to imagine what that โHenchmanโ must look like. Is he just as terrifying? )
OโOh!
Oh, okayโ- so, uh. Just donโt let him pay, got it, Big D!
( Her attempts to sound casual fall utterly flat.
Ahemโ embarrassing. Sheโll stick to Devil from now on. )
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How it feels to say โIโm ready for this day to be overโ at 8:54am
( A twitch in her brow, covered mostly by her fringe โ itโs hard for Bev to imagine, truthfully.
The idea that this beast was once small enough to be scolded, or that there was another around who would dare to do such. )
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Replying to @ANGELI_MORTALIS
Imagining the big, scary demon as a baby goat โ oddly amusing. ]
Ah, don't bother with that, though.
Let my husband know the prices โ he'll know anyways that I'll pay extra for each and every drink.
Aren't I such a Sweetheart?
( She doesnโt even want to imagine what that โHenchmanโ must look like. Is he just as terrifying? )
OโOh!
Oh, okayโ- so, uh. Just donโt let him pay, got it, Big D!
( Her attempts to sound casual fall utterly flat.
Ahemโ embarrassing. Sheโll stick to Devil from now on. )
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seeing a twinkle in a mans eye who you thought you were just having a wholesome interaction with is worse than being shot
( If only Bev could feel elated over the amount of money on the table.
If it came from most /anyone/ else, sheโd assuredly be grinning from ear to ear โ but here, the hesitation to take it keeps her locked in place.
Just for a moment, at least. )
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Replying to @ANGELI_MORTALIS
Even that damn dog would get jealous at this amount shown! ]
Take it.
Don't ever make my husband pay though, when he decides to visit.
Capiche?
( The last thing she wants is to offend him again by making him wait, lest he truly shatter everything in his path โ her and her bar included. )
O-Okay.
Okay, yeah, understood! I can do that, sirโ- Devil? Beelzebub?
( She doesnโt question longer than needed. )
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( As quickly as calloused hands fly up in her own defense, thereโs no real time to save herself from the Nightmare that is the angered Devil.
Just /barely/ able to stop the nervous shriek in her throat when she flinches backwards, and itโs exceptionally rare to seeโ )
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Replying to @ANGELI_MORTALIS
Tsk.
Go on, grab me a bottle.
Make sure it's /cooled/, but don't add any ice if you enjoy having a head.
How rude . . . Be more polite to your customers, Beverly.
( โthe bartender on the verge of this many tears.
Perhaps all that leaves her throat now is a whimper of understanding when she turns.
Such hurried steps to not keep him waiting long โ grabbing his chilled beer of choice for him. )
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