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couch notes, monday eagles scored 10 in the 1st quarter then nothing. lost 27 to 10, now 2 and 6 drew stevens kicked 4 fgs including a 56. 13 of washington's 27 came off his foot luka 45, lakers beat toronto 131 to 125 lendeborg 37 on the clippers, who are 1 and 5

couch notes, thursday wemby 52 and 24 with 8 blocks and the spurs still only won by one knicks put 84 on the bulls in the first half. chicago has lost 6 straight sixers 8 and 1. embiid started a shoving match in detroit then begged the crowd for more

week 9 couch awards qb of the week: baker, 0 for 3 in a 16 to 0 win biggest fraud: cowboys, up two scores in the 4th, lost to minshew most cooked: chargers, 0 and 7 in november best mnf: bears 34 to 17 in seattle. 6 and 2, parade route pending

jsn had 92 yards at halftime and still has 92. seattle cut it to 20 to 17 anyway

cowboys were up 17 to 3 at home and lost 33 to 30 in overtime. since 1996 is a lifestyle now

couch notes, friday lebron is 41 and hit the go ahead fadeaway with 1:10 left. sixers 98 to 93, now 2 and 0 vs the champs lakers blew a 25 point lead and lost 112 to 95. luka 37, steph 31, steph won ucf beat no. 2 byu, then lost 41 to 9 at home to baylor. hangover

packers 27 to 19 over carolina. love throws 3 tds then goes scoreless in the 4th just to make us sweat cam boozer first career triple double, grizzlies 5 and 0 and nobody is talking about it kings 0 and 5 after losing to a pelicans team that hadn't won yet. sacramento is cooked

brewers win it all, 4 to 1 in game 5. smallest market in baseball, first title ever curry 44 at 38 years old, warriors hold on 119 to 114 jokic triple double number 200. pelicans 0 and 4 rockets 5 and 0. bucks lose by 32 the same night the brewers win the whole thing

rays were 3 outs from a sweep in the 12th, williamson walks it off 4 to 3. brewers champagne back in the fridge tatum 40 and the ot buzzer beater. nets 0 and 4, tanking with extra steps luka 41 and portland still won by 7. blazers 3 and 0 knicks finally got one, kat 27 and 20

week 8 couch awards most cooked qb: mahomes, 165 yards and 0 tds. well done biggest fraud: eagles, 2 and 5 after dallas hung 38 in philly unc of the week: kelce, 5th all time in catches at 37. my back hurts best 4th quarter: lions block a 35 yarder, bates walks it off from 22

seattle 20 to 3. jsn had 150 yards, mahomes had 165. custody hearing kc's 2nd game ever with zero tds in the mahomes era and butker still missed 2 of 3 luka 52 with 8 threes, lakers 3 and 0. showtime is back knicks 0 and 3 as defending champs. parade bus still double parked

BREAKING: The Spurs have reportedly asked the league to count Wemby's wingspan as a sixth defender (via a guy selling churros at the Frost Bank Center)

BREAKING: Every fingernail in the tri state area has reportedly been eaten during tonight's Knicks game, officials say shortage is "total" (via a guy selling pretzels at MSG)

Pat McAfee says Dan Quinn didn't know it was 4th down in the first half. Who's to blame?

BREAKING: The Commanders have reportedly asked the league if halftime can be extended through the fourth quarter (via a guy selling garlic fries at Levi's)

BREAKING: The Commanders defense has reportedly filed a missing persons report for George Kittle, last seen wide open in the end zone (via my uncle who works at Levi's)

jordan love and the packers own the cowboys, ten straight years of this shit

packers up 20 to 7 with 15 left. how does dallas lose this one