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@toastercookie

dj from seattle i tweet about sports (seahawks, ducks, mariners, kraken) and dance music / culture

 Seattle, Washington
soundcloud.com/toastercookie
Joined July 2008
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Conor Ryan
@ConorRyan_93Feb 9
The Ents showing up to take down Isengard
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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksJan 31
In case you missed it. 🤩 Presented by @SnoCasino
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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksJan 26
"WE DID NOT CARE"

Mike Macdonald NFC Champ

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John Todd@JohnToddNFL19 Dec 2025
The #Seahawks are the first team in NFL history to win a game on an overtime 2-point conversion attempt. The Commanders and Raiders both attempted and failed to do so earlier this season - the Seahawks OT conversion made history
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar14 Mar 2025
The Severance love triangle I really care about
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Sewer Ratz@_Sewer_Ratz_7 Mar 2025
SOUNDZ FROM THE SEWERZ EPISODE 3: feat. @toastercookie OUT NOW! 🍪 This one is super fun! Lots of different vibes and a very eclectic track list. Listen on Sewer Ratz SoundCloud 🔗🐀🔊 🎨: @ashleighdarbyart on.soundcloud.com/pqsf362KAS…
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Snyder's Windbreaker
@KSUWindbreaker31 Dec 2024
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🟡 The tumboy 🟡@TheTumboy9 Dec 2024
guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
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Oregon Football
@oregonfootball1 Dec 2024
Mood 😁 #GoDucks
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Boothie
@BradfordBoothe10 Nov 2024
Took my friend to see Cloonee at edc…bro asked when is the song gonna change and he’s been on for 15 min already 😭
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greg
@gandalf_thegreg7 Nov 2024
elections have consequences
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Dennis
@dkardonsky_26 Oct 2024
Tried to make the scariest pumpkin I could think of for halloween
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Kellie Peterson@kellie24 Oct 2024
You cannot make this shit up. Matt Mullenweg tried to spend $500k+ to get @kendricklamar to record a WP Engine dis track. Excellent use of investor money right there folks. #WordPress #WordpressDRAMA #peakcringe
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cort@cortvonnegut21 Oct 2024
Replying to @holy_schnitt
Idr where I read this but someone said that “you need to fall in love with someone who experiences the magic of the world the same way you do.”
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Seattle Seahawks
@Seahawks20 Oct 2024
THAT'S A DEFENSIVE TD!!!

Fumble Recovery

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Tommy Barrett
@TommyBarrett2419 Oct 2024
DOWN GOES THE DUCK!!!!
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Annie Sexton@_anniebabannie_15 Oct 2024
Men will literally destroy an open source community rather than go to therapy
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paolo ! 🇵🇸@teswoketoi11 Oct 2024
“i’m only 5 stops away!” the 5 stops:
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